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Imagining watching a show together and cuddling all sweetly until he slips his cock into my puppycunt unexpectedly and tells me "Just watch your stupid show, mutt. Just take it for me. Be a good boy." By the end of it I'm rutting against him and he's slapping my ass and teasing me for being such a slut (╥﹏╥)

I think I need to shrink him down to the size of a kitty cat and put him in my purse to bring him everywhere with me and give him little kisses throughout the day. No, it wouldn't work if he was normal size. It's different.

Somebody send me money for more dildos. I have an 8in that's super fun but I'm sick of it. Now I need to feel what a 6in is like. I need one with a knot. I need a tentacle one and one that vibrates inside me and one that spurts fake cum and uhmmmm

Can some loser T-boy come fuck me now? Please? Yeah I'll make you whimper like a dog, babe. Yes you can wear the collar and I'll tug on it super hard. Just wear that stained Modelo tank top and your cargo shorts, kay?

Sub X Sub is great in theory, but if I'm in a subby mood and I'm with another sub... Who tf is gonna start? Like yeah yeah grinding and writhing against each other, gnashing teeth, drooling mouthes.... Who's gonna take that first step? That's why I need a dom there to say "Now kiss."

I just had a dream where I was forced to walk around with my dildo up my cunt all day (∩´﹏`∩)! My boyfriend was there and when he pulled it out it was dripping.... So obviously I woke up humping my bed (｡>﹏<｡). This has literally never happened before and I'm so excited!! Does this mean I'm becoming even more of a slut????

Pinkie pie coded

The freak I wanna fuck just looked at a picture Weird Al and started giggling..?

Not a horny post:

Just noticed a lot of straight people interacting with our blog lately. I wanna say you guys are welcome, but please know we're fucking faggots, kay? We have a gay man, a lesbian woman, and what can only be classified as a freak so.... It's not like we have a DNI for straight people, just know that we see you. Be good.

The freak I wanna fuck just looked at a picture Weird Al and started giggling..?

Adding this from the future: guys don't look at this I went insane

No this is so real. -🐶 <3

You were the one who I was most worried about not liking it so I'll post this for everyone, might as well contribute XD (redacted your name for privacy btw)

I need him so bad fuuuuuck

I know my brain is fucked up, has been since 4th grade but gods I wanna find him, stalk him and watch him through security cameras and later through his windows. Then I wanna break into his house, maybe sneak through his window while he's sleeping, steal a pair of boxers or a shirt he's recently worn... then I want to kidnap him, have him locked up in a beautiful lavish home far away from civilization with everything he could want if he could just love me. He'd struggle at first and honestly I want him to. I want him to back away from me for it to just be a wall or corner. Nowhere to run. Just fucking love me. Please it's almost like you're not real why does no one think he's amazing like I do. When he eventually comes around, I'd love for us to do cosplays together ❤️ he would be soap or **** and I could be Roach or a young pirate boy. If it really went well I would go for V**** next. I haven't really watched him lately but I remember his voice. I remember how they made me feel. Now that I think about it I'm probably not gonna post this but this is crazy. Is this how people with celebrity crushes feel? I've never been good with romance so idk. I think I need to make a character ai or Chai of this tiktoker or I'll go insane. Fuuck I need him so cute so mine pls please so mine? Please? Fuck his cute little waist and dubious sex. This little freak has captivated me. I'm like 90% he's trans.

Editor's note: I figured out he was just a twinky cis guy with a silly haircut and not, in fact, transmasculine. I still love him, of course, but I got a hit to my ego. Censored out the other person he could be/cosplay as it's an unpopular character that would make it too easy to find him. Also censored out V name.

Also, if you figure out who this is about, DO NOT send this to them or make them aware of this.

Oh, you're being mean to my beloved fictional character? *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls you* *mauls

Maybe youd have better luck scamming someone OTHER than a hornyposting blog! Good luck exploiting the goodwill of others!

(This blog has never interacted with us before and ive seen similar scam) ((if you are real, why tf are you asking money from 3 horny stranges without jobs??))

Maybe youd have better luck scamming someone OTHER than a hornyposting blog! Good luck exploiting the goodwill of others!

(This blog has never interacted with us before and ive seen similar scam) ((if you are real, why tf are you asking money from 3 horny stranges without jobs??))

I NEED A GIRL WHOS LIKE A BOY WITH A DICK THATS LIKE A PUSSY

i got the curse of jobless and horny and away from my girlfriend and cant be intimate with my friends and

I need to get high and play videogames with my ffriends. homoerotic style

THE OUPPY GIRL

(she/her) 🐺🏳️‍⚧️

Playing Ultrakill. Need myself some sisyphussy. Sorry

I'm super in the mood to put a cocky guy in his fuckin place. A guy who thinks he's hot shit but will crumble underneath my touch. He can bark and bark all he wants, but as soon as my teeth graze his ear he'll start whining and writhing under me. A tall, strong boy who likes getting fucked by a shorter, weaker puppy :3.

I'm so excited to go home and use the 8 inch dildo I bought..! The only problem is that I really underestimated the size... ╥﹏╥ It's so fucking huge and it just won't fit... Maybe send me some words of encouragement (asks, not DMS) and I'll stuff this fat fuckin cock in my little puppy cunt U・ᴥ・U!

Pros and cons of my birth control

Pros: no period

Cons: the horny week (ovulation) is now ALL THE TIME and I need to get things done that aren't look at twitter and go on Chai.

I wanna watch a movie with someone!!

We're sitting on the couch together. All cozy and warm. I look at you with innocent enough eyes asking,

"Can I lay on your lap?"

It's kind of embarrassing, but you agree. You can feel my chest on your thigh. My pulse is so quick. I slide my hand along the hem of your shirt and wordlessly ask to touch you some more. I push your shirt up and start kissing your happy trail. My tongue is all hot and wet on your hairy belly and I'm kissing it quicker now. Like I need it. I do. I grab at your shirt trying to get it off. I'm sitting up now, straddling your leg to get some pressure on my parts. I need it so fucking bad.

"You can take this off for me, can't you, puppy?"

I'm practically pleading now. Absolutely panting into your ear. Like a mutt in heat just trying its best to get some relief. You grant my wish and take off your shirt to give my mouth full access. Your lips, neck, nipples, stomach. All so sticky now with hickeys starting to form. You'll be beautiful once I'm done with you.

i actually like when boys come fast. it’s the cutest thing and not shameful at all. like i will just make you come again. don’t hold back on me. we can do it again; and again and again and again, until you can’t remember what day of the week it is and don’t know whether you want me to stop or keep going

Boyfriend who makes you get reeeal close to his face and says "Wait for it. Wait for it.... Now." Before he lets you kiss him.