Solar Can, Will And Has Chugged A Bottle Of Soy Sauce,

Solar can, will and has chugged a bottle of soy sauce,

And no I will not elaborate

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so i like epic a lot and i see Odysseus as New Moon/Nexus

and i just thought about new moon, when he started feeling more and more desperate to bring solar back, and comparing him to odysseus in the underworld

"all i hear are screams

everytime i dare to close my eyes"

new moon not sleeping at all, not just because he lost solar, but also because he felt guilty about the 5000 dimensions gone, millions of lives gone forever

yes he didn't kill them, but he did felt that it was his fault, that he could avoid it, that if he never trusted ruin and stopped him, those innocents would still be alive

so if he dared to try and sleep he would hear the screams and cries of people vanishing and watching their loved ones die

... yea angst

I love and hate angst at the same time.

I don’t even know if the astrals can sneeze, but if they could Pollux would have a really loud dad sneeze and Castor would have a kitten sneeze. Change my mind (you can’t)

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I raise regressor solar anon regressor eclipse who regresses to 12-13 and does it in secret because he's ashamed of it because he sees it as weak. Kc always knows (cue in dadcode fluff)

I love fics where Killcode is a single dad

Nex mix (nexus) had top surgery

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Solar is Bi and he knows it, but he just stays quiet.

Here’s how Earth found out >:3 :

They were doing one of their knitting sessions and chatting while working out the animals. The conversation somehow moved to Earth and Monty’s relationship, and then to the fact she doesn’t care about what gender Monty is because they’re a good partner to her. (PAN! She must’ve been hit with one at creation because she’s so pan- (this is a joke, but she is pan in my book.))

Then Earth just kinda casually asked what he was into and he just kinda answered “eh, doesn’t really matter.” Earth did apologize almost immediately after being like “I’m so sorry that was probably rude to just ask” even though Solar was fine with it.

Anyways, this is not really a headcannon anymore I suppose, since they addressed it in the Sun and Moon podcast video thingy, but uh yeah I’m not late you’re late. Who said anything about me being late? /j

Love to hear about Solar and Earth bonding