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man alive pattadol is going through it. she is so funny to me
poor girl got conscripted at elf 16 and made a warden because the canaries are so understaffed. her own prisoners are several decades older than her
she is instinctively a teacher's pet but captain mithrun is her primary authority figure, a man who, in elven terms, is objectively fucking terrifying. they notch your ears for crimes like murder and human trafficking. mithrun's have been sliced off. pattadol is running around assisting a guy who, for all she knows, is guilty of atrocities beyond human comprehension. this is her life now
mithrun also has a history of accidentally teleporting into his partners. so that is fun
pattadol's barely started her first mission and one of her co-workers has already tried to have her assassinated. said co-worker is almost twice her age
the walls on the canary ship are paper thin and she is situated right next to fleki and lycion, who spend the duration of the voyage gambling and doing shrooms. pattadol has the mentality of a hallway monitor and wakes up at midnight to shout at them
to top it all off she is a middle child
You're a super cool and awesome and amazing and wonderful friend and person that everyone things is cool and awesome and amazing (I think you're cool and awesome and amazing and since I simp for Pattadol all my opinions are objectively correct: therefor you are cool and awesome and amazing!)
ahhh anon you’re so sweet! 😭💚
i had a random thought about what types of cat deadpool and wolverine would be, so here’s my ideas!
wade would definitely be a sphynx! after seeing dogpool this only secures my opinion. sphynx cats are for some reason recognized as being ugly, idk why people think that they’re so adorable. idk what else to say about this i just think this makes sense
logan is a maine coone! i feel like this also explains itself lmao
i know i haven’t been active for a hot minute, but i’d still like to hear your assumptions!
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.
remember when we didn't have a canon name for Obrin and we had to call him Mithwalk for a little bit? good times
Mithwalk mithWALKED so Mithrun could mithRUN
@daistea idk if you’ve seen this yet but woohoo!
New Q&A with Kui? With Mithrun's brother and lover names? 👀
Q: I would like to know the name of Mithrun’s brother or his brother’s crush!
A: His brother's name is Obrin (オブリン). I haven't thought of a particular name for his brother’s crush, so I'll name her appropriately now. Hmmm. Sultha (スルスハ).
more Dungeon Meshi in Wind Waker style! (first part)
I like the idea that Link could stumble on Laios's party in dungeons, maybe after the miniboss, and they offer you a meal that replenishes your health, sort of like Yeto from TP! You could take some with you in a bottle like grandma's soup. There could be a funny interaction if you show Marcille a joy pendant, and she thinks it's really pretty until Laios and Senshi tell her it's actually a treasure bug.
Dungeon Meshi The Dungeon Lord - Lunatic Magician Another dungeon meshi fanart here.
you might like the same character as me but i like them in a far more concerning and deeply controversial way than you ever will
They start talking like retired men on a golf course and it makes marcille overly aware of the passage of time
"Link! It's so good to see you again! I missed you" 💕
i animated this to celebrate thistle's anime debut in february, so it felt appropriate to post it today for thistle thursday!