The Whats Your Porn Star Name Game (first Pets Name + Street You Grew Up On) Is Just A Way To Steal Your

The “What’s Your Porn Star Name” game (first pet’s name + street you grew up on) is just a way to steal your password recovery information

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

So Cosmopolitan asked me to illustrate a series of Disney characters if they went to Hogwarts! The images you see are what happens when an artist gets to mix two of his most favorite things!!

Or sometimes I struggle to amass the upper body strength it takes to pull myself out of the pool

When getting out of the pool...

Expectations:

Reality:

Genos with his legendary apron

Happy by Marina and the diamonds really gives me hope that I won’t be forever alone and get real gay with a guy