i do stuff sometimes... yeah... he/him, but genuinely i don't give a phuck
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So Here's A Conversation That I Just Had With My Mom
So here's a conversation that i just had with my mom
Mom - so dad's not home yet, right?
Me - uh... Yeah, i agree
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How dare you expose me like that?...
Anyways, you guys wanna hear a 20 hour essay on why King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard are awesome?
who can relate
I'll save it here... No reason...
Silly drunk dialogue
Can also be under the influence of other stuff.
"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."
"Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"
"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."
"Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"
"Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."
"You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."
"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."
"You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."
"I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*
"Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."
"You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."
"Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"
"I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."
"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."
"How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."
"You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*
"Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"
*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*
*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*
If you'll get which oc reskin references what/who, then... Good👍
Names in order
1 hot chocolate spark
2 hooded mug
3 good night girls
4 sister
5 hidden gem
6 moonlight
7 sleepless conspiracy
8 i crave hugs
9 theia
10 confused cyborg
11 banana shake
12 cannibal
13 trampoline
14 mucka blucka
15 the whole world
16 child of the spire
17 bandaid
18 ally
19 beetle
20 lemon tea
21 pancake cop
22 priceless butterfly
23 RAZZMATAZZ
24 tomorrow came today
25 novamber lendscate
26 masala chai
27 late night caffeine
28 dumb
29 iced latte, orcish size
30 robots can love
sometimes it's hard for me to remember that behind all the avatars, posts, videos, music, everything online, behind all of that stand people, regular people i could meet in the subway or in the park... and with character ai, v-tubers, voice changers, abstract fucking word choice all being a thing, the line in my mind between real and fictional is even more blurry... i even start to feel, like i don't mean it, when i wish someone good luck, or when i say that they're valid and loved... my intent is to make people feel that way, to feel happier, but with all this anonymity and hiding behind characters... caricatures of ourselves... i start to question myself... am i really a good person, or just someone who says good things for just another dose of dopamine? even now... did i write this because i had to get it off my chest, or do i just want people to say nice things to me?... who am i to myself? to others?... what am i?...
