Shoutout To My Oc Because This Guy Survived His (half Of...?) Mutation Into Gorgona Ww1 Irish War Of

shoutout to my oc because this guy survived his (half of...?) mutation into gorgona ww1 irish war of independence ww2 and being bisexual in the edwardian era

irish people can't die ig /j

oh and also a couple of months ago there was a trending sound on a russian tiktok that I think feats jonmartin perfectly. it was from a song written in a tatar, here are lyrics:

мин сине яратам (i love you)

Җитәр-җитәр (enough-enough)

мин сине яратам (i love you)

ярар-ярар (okay-okay)

AND it isn't in tiktok sound but there's also this line:

сәлам-сәлам, сез ни хәлдә? (hi-hi, how are you doing?)

утыр, чәй эчәсәнме? (sit down, do you want some tea?)

YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT

i have deep irrational desire to learn kazakh and write a jonmartin fic in it, because in kazakh they don't say "i love you", they say "мен сені жаксы коремін" and its direct translation is "i see you clearly". you know, that one scene.

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

I thought about ship name for mariana and gwen and my first thought was margwen but this... uh... brings back memories (especially considering i headcanon lestrade as irish with black hair)

THE CURLS

THE FUCKING CURLS

DEAR ARTIST I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

idk I just blinked and this sketch appeared

ADULTS RONAN AND ADAM 🙏😍🥰

i need a sitcom about the royal family of ithaca (odysseus, penelope and telemachus), their fresh-out-of-jail "hey kiddo wanna do tax evasion" uncle hermes, their sassy wine aunt circe, their beloved "pspspspsps hey you human baby can I enlighten you with the art of war/hate crimes" aunty athena and their grumpy neighbors helios and poseidon, who have beef with their family for absolutely no reason (4 seasons later it actually turnes out they were his father uni friends but they split up because ody've eaten the last pizza piece or smth)

also there's a running joke that tiresias haven't grown out of his emo phase