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Still working out shape wear and bodysuits but I'm kinda just happy I feel comfortable enough to wear this kinda cosplay these days.

Definitely a fan of red.

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

Tried taping my chest to get a better cleavage result. Kinda happy with the results. Also I got a goofy necklace that I thought looked cute.

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

GIVE IT UP FOR ROUND 3!

castle // halsey

"In the 70s it was black and minority ethnic people, in the 80s it was gay people, trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can't be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: 'Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I'll identify as a chair!' Why don't you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!"

- Nish Kumar: "It's In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves pt.2"

loving the way time and context has turned dracula into a comedy

They often swap 😌✨

Felt kinda cute so like have some pictures Internet void.

The batman (2022) + text posts

Bonus:

Can’t Unsee about this tweet, so I made this

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.