I Dont Think I Could Come Up With A Greater Fitting Description For This Cat If I Really Tried

I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

2 years ago I made one of the best decisions of my life and left God forsaken West Virginia and moved to Columbus with the love of my life. Haven't regretted it for a second, but time really is flying. I've made more changes in the past 2 years than I have in the past 10 and they've all been for the better. And my first laser treatment on my chest is tonight. So, yea, maybe today will be one of those rare good days

“No chain is big enough to hold such a beast”

(via)

Lil Nas X on the The Gay Agenda™

I am dead ass serious💀

💀Cassandra Dunn Vertiz // Captain Toosh Art

A lot of them probably wouldn't last at your job

Last year I had an internship at a fancy office during the day, and a food service job at night. One of the ladies at the office told me she needed a part-time job for some extra cash, and I let her know about an opening in my food service job, described what would be expected, all of that. 

Guys. She quit after one (1) shift, called me the next day, and ranted, “You never told me it was going to be that hard, is that what you do every night?! I’m not 20 anymore, I’m 50, I can’t believe they only pay you $9.50/hr to do all that work!” [For the record, I had coworkers who were 65+]

She was shocked when I explained that yeah, most food service jobs require you to stock heavy boxes, work the register, and learn to cook/prep food, then clean up before you go home. It never occurred to her that people who “just flip burgers” actually have demanding jobs. 

“I’m going to have to be extra nice to those people from now on!” Like yeah, no shit?