Dru: So There's This Boy And He Sent Me A Pumpkin With A Knife And I'm Getting Mixed Messages Here-

Dru: so there's this boy and he sent me a pumpkin with a knife and I'm getting mixed messages here-

Kit: OH MY RAZIEL HE'S INTO YOU!1!1!

Dru: hey do you know why Ash sent me a pumpkin with a knife in it?

Kieran: OH HE WANTS YOU BAD.

Me after reading the book about Celine Herondale: Oh I love this character spuch I really wish she had a good life *starts shipping her with Stephen*

Also me: *re-reading Stephen's letter to Jace and Amatis words* oh shit I love this two I'm so sad they're wedding have been broke by Valentine.

Always me: but I'm happy for Celine? But I'm also sad for Celine?

And feel bad for Amatis?

So in conclusion, Amatis and Stephen would have had a wonderful life and Celine deserved better.

I really hope that there's a universe where she fell in love with someone that truly loved her

Stephen I'm hating you so much right now

I don't know what to think about Valentine Morgenstern anymore.

Like, he's a piece of shit of course, but I should be thankful to him cause he's the reason of Jace existence?

"Thank you Valentine for making one of the most loved Herondale come to live but you're really a piece of trash so you shouldn't have existed but thank to you Jace exists?"

btw I think that if Celine and Stephen were both still alive Jace would still have a difficult childhood, cause Stephen didn't love Celine but Celine did, so little Jace would have lived in a house were his father loved him as his child but regretting his existence cause he still loved his ex wife Amatis and Celine knew it and she would try to make Jace feel happy with his family, but Jace would still be angry at Stephen and would end up hating is father.

considering the things written above, thank you Valentine for doing what you did but I hate you for doing what you did,I'm really glad you're dead cause you really were a bullshit

actually, Taylor Swift is so KitTy coded

If I had one wish I would wish for the circle era to have the sort of fandom that the marauders era does

Shadowhunters taught me many important lessons. Like, if your love doesn't seem from both sides, just quit and go live in another country with a pregnant witch and her ex immortal husband or with your husband's best friend who's in love with you. Naturally you have to do this without saying anything to anyone, so they could even think that you're dead, and don't talk to anyone that you knew anymore.