@brandedx2 I Don't Think I Made That One (my Memory Is Terrible Haha), But I'm Always Down To Mess With

@brandedx2 I don't think I made that one (my memory is terrible haha), but I'm always down to mess with Antoine!

Look how happy he is now that his shrunken head makes his muscles pop!

And I couldn't resist this one:

That button could totally cover up his tiny junk!

@gato-cat Did you shrink my musclegod’s head? 😈

(Do it again!!!)

His buddy is looking at him, wondering why he didn't read the side effects on that new pre-workout.

story idea: a guy’s butt grows as he tells lies, pinocchio style. He has some career where he has to lie all the time so it becomes a huge problem for him

"Hey there, Big Guy," Ethan smiled as he walked up to the skinny guy who'd just entered the gym. A large smile was on his handsome face as he approaches his new potential victim for his new protein powder which was really just Similac. Still, Ethan was making hundreds with his scheme, and in order to up the ante, he made sure to work out shirtless to show off his impeccable musculature; this was complimented with tight spandex leggings that clearly showed that he never skipped legs. 

The smaller guy shyly smiled back. "Oh hey there, Ethan," he said in a quiet voice. "What's up?"

"Just wanted to see if you'd be interested in buying this new protein powder," Ethan said, shuffling into his gym bag and pulling out the container of his special brand. "I swear this stuff will increase your gains like crazy."

Ethan winced when he felt his glutes tense up, followed by a subtle burning sensation as if he'd just finished tons of squats. He shook the odd feeling away and continued to smile down at the unsuspecting nerd. 

"I dunno..." the nerdy guy muttered, rubbing the back of his neck in uncertainty. "I'm just here to stay healthy."

Ethan gave a little laugh and crossed his thick arms in front of his muscled chest, puffing out his pecs with power. "Come on," he playfully teased. "See these muscles? I owe 'em all to this powder."

Again, that odd sensation returned, but this time, Ethan swore that his spandex pants felt a little tighter. He wanted to make this sale, so he shook it off and went on.

"If you start taking three scoops of this powder before every workout, then I promise you'll see gains in no time..." Ethan trailed off when his ass tingled even stronger now.

The stud over his broad shoulder in confusion, paling at the giant ass that was attached to him. His formerly perky bubble butt had somehow inflated to nearly three times its normal size. It pulled away from him at such a severe degree that it looked like it could form a perfect shelf from his back. Even worse was the way his new rear jiggled when he moved his hips.

"Wha-what happened?" Ethan gasped, stepping away from the nerd and hurriedly running off, his enormous ass bouncing noticeably behind him for all to see. Now the entire gym knew to avoid offers from the dude with the big butt, effectively ruining his money making schemes.

Isn't it awful when someone comes dressed in the same costume as you on Halloween, and they look better?

Poor Derek...

And Happy Halloween!

I don't watch a lot of Marvel, but I might have to now!

Peter: *Squeaks "So, Almighty Alpha, what did we learn today?"

Derek: *Sighs and then squeaks "Don't growl at a voodoo priestess."