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Egg
egg
I’d like to order the
fuckin uuuuuuh
B l u e.
I forgot to post these OOPS
@sophietheskelly ‘s character C is here too :3
Laramie and Emory
Apparently both of these guys are so short that they legally still have to be in booster seats. …Which is hilarious.
Lore dump? Maybe? Maybe not? Who knows?
this needs to be seen across all the lands
A platypus?
PARRY THE PLATYPUS??????
please place your
[ organic breasts ]
into the bagging area
mf was buying TOILET PAPER
“You wipe your ass?
What a
LOSER”
Chronicles of the Walmart Parking Lot
“You wipe your ass?
What a
LOSER”
Chronicles of the Walmart Parking Lot
"kill them with kindness" wrong!
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get reblogged, idiot.
Providence if he had some more dark souls energy.
I think… i think i’ve done it… I’ve successfully completed my mission of trying to over design Providence…
Now onto Mithrix and False Son :D
I love the fumkin’ mini mushrums. They so field trip.
✨death✨
@artoriarts @im-here-to-fight-terfs
You're on a path in the woods, and at the of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of the cabin is an angel. You're here to slay him.
NOOO
Hatsune Miku visits her dying grandfather (IBM 704) in the hospital (2023 colorized)
cry.
if this guy showed up at your doorstep, what would you do?
right answers only
:3
borked coloring but Adam & Eve prime. While I’m of the mind that p-3 probably should probably be Lucifer (though it would fit the tragedy if he wasn’t even strong enough to be a prime. Simply a man concerned of his lord’s work damned with the rest. but I’m getting ahead of myself) or another Greek figure to keep up the theme, that don’t stop me from thinking. Cracked lore under cut
Don’t have any specific specifics but my general idea is that, unlike Minos and Sisyphus who remain in the world via willpower, the lovers here do so out of a combination of latent power as the first humans and sheer denial and the simple urge to live. Due to God’s shame robbing them of an explanation, neither of them even *know* why they’re in hell, whatever sin put them there in the first place. They barely even know what hell is. All they know is each other and the eternal torment that their minds reject. This, understandably, left the two bitter and paranoid and angry and, above all, horrified of everything around them, and cultivated their first response to anything being incredible violence, which eventually got them locked up by heaven in their flesh penitentiary or whatever prison synonym we go for. When v1 finally comes along and frees them, they’re barely coherent enough to even give their speech, and they have not a shred of the valiance their fellow primes have shown - they harbor no grudge against the angels, their only wish to be free, but upon registering v1’s presence, the only response they can muster is fear, and consequently try to fight it. Upon their inevitable defeat, the two, again, free of malice, and now drained even of self-defensive anger, can only embrace and cry together one last time.
During their fight itself, I'm imagining that the two are completely animalistic - they move nearly as fast and erratically as v1 itself, dependent a lot more on direct movement than the teleports Minos and Sisyphus work with, their state of "rest" when out of stamina being skating around and peppering v1 with thorns of eden much akin to v2's combat. Their main combos, their "Thy End is Now!"s and "You Can't Escape!"s have the main caveat that most parry opportunities from Adam are immediately either preceded or proceeded by an unparriable from Eve, and fucking up one will usually confirm the other. Other assorted ideas are:
Vine whip that, while also used by them in their movement to redirect their momentum, can be used like a Hideous harpoon. The way they use this most commonly is to spear v1 and then string it up and suspend it in the air, forcing it to either rely almost entirely on dash i-frames to dodge or quickly kb'ing the whip and slamming back to the ground. Also thinking that their power allows them to instate their presence on the world around them, allowing eden to partially take over the penitentiary, making bramble a hazard that they can just, y'know, grab and fling v1 into.
Previously mentioned thorns of eden are hitscan pellets that they can either fire rapidly, like the gutterman's chaingun, or in short, 2-shot bursts akin to v2's revolver. Also like v2, they can shoot coins with the thorns - And speaking of coins, they also have a sort of coin derivative in seeds of eden, which they can throw out in arrays, which will hang in the air for a moment before homing onto v1. They will do nothing but follow until v1 or A&E shoot it, at which point they will explode, ricocheting around all present seeds, ending the chain with the seed closest to the target (v1 if A&E shoot it, vice versa).
The two have three phases, two health bars - The first health bar is a standard prime fight, with their stamina growing and moveset getting a bit more deadly after hitting half heath, gaining the briars seen wrapping around them in the photo as their "crowning" similar to sisyphus gaining his beard and minos his aura, but the second health bar is much more dramatic, with them struggling to right themselves after the damage v1 has inflicted, with eve, in the struggle, managing to pull her half-formed body out from adam's, standing on her own for the first time since becoming a combined prime on a knotted tangle of veins and translucent guts, the two's spirit reinvigorated by the distress of their separation and the physical agony of being mutually disemboweled, then fighting together as two separate targets. Eve takes half the damage Adam does, but is less aggressive, taking most of the ranged role from him and meleeing only when joining in his melee combos, and, due to half her current body mass being vascular system, is also constantly bleeding fresh blood, essentially having a permanent mini-screwdriver in her.
okay that's all i got for now thanks for reading my illness <3
I propose a theory:
Liam Vicker(s)
there’s clones of Liam Vicker
Why do people still say murder drones writer>S<
THERES JUST ONLY ONE, DONT YOU GUY SEE THE BIG NAME THAT IS CREDITED FIRST ON EVERY EPISODE???
THERE IS JUST ONLY ONE WRITER, NEVER ONCE IT IS CREDITED MORE THAN ONE ON THE EPISODES
*episode ends*
*end music starts to play*
Creator/director/writer:
LIAM VICKERS
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Murder drones fandom:
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What if you're starving so you go check out your fridge, but only he is there.
What do you do?