Perry The Platypus - Tumblr Posts
Finding new perryshmirtz content
It has all the right tags/headcannons
Heinz: I can't believe you lied to me, Perry the platypus!!
Perry: *signing* call it what you will
Heinz: well I call it lying, LIAR!
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Perry: *signing* how long are you going to stay mad at me?
Heinz: ... 10 minutes
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Perry: *signing* why are you crying?
Heinz: *sobbing* I lost Perry the platypus
Perry: *sighs and puts on fedora*
Heinz: *smiling* Perry the platypus, I found you!!
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Heterosexuality: *exists*
Perry and Heinz:
Candace and stacy didnt fit anymore :(
I will always reblog “A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!” And anything related
pls don’t let this flop
remebered how insanely good the second dimension movie was and how it changed kid me forever
*amused chuckling*
An aroace pride flag?
PERRY THE AROACE PRIDE FLAG??
This morning I had this conversation with one of my friends and we thought it best to share with the world of Tumblr:
@smallishblogthingy
the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk