
i'm currently one delulu away from being sent to a mental asylum ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: @caedric-allxrd
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๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐: I'm watching the Barbie movie on Sunday with my sister. It's appaling that I've waited this long to watch it
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He honestly seemed very intrigued by Oppenheimer, but decided to watch Barbie because he wanted to try new things
When the lyrics "I'm just Ken" came on, he defo said "Yes you are" as if it was a conversation ๐
Watched Oppenheimer after but didn't enjoy it as well as Barbie
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Lied to everyone saying he watched Oppenheimer but went to the Barbie screening
The only reason why he got caught is because he saw Victor looking straight at him eating popcorn with the smuggest smile on his face
Watched Oppenheimer after like William but found it much more interesting than he did
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Barbie. No I will not elaborate
Probably wore all pink to the screening. Since his hair is pink, he was genuinely so proud of his genes because it fit
Loved the movie, the type of guy to buy like some Barbie keychain
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Watched Oppenheimer first together for funsies. I can see Elbert making fun of all the people who actually went to see Barbie and wearing pink (Liam)
Somehow, he ended up in the Barbie screening five minutes after Oppenheimer because Alfonse heard all the people from the Barbie movie gushing on how good it was, so he wanted to see it
Elbert won't admit it but he enjoyed Barbie more than Oppenheimer. He found the actress for Barbie very pretty
Alfonse honestly didn't like one more than the other, he liked both the exact same
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Seem like the guy who would go to watch Barbie but got bored of it, so he slept through 90% of the movie
Watched Oppenheimer after and was so interested bro sat at the edge of his seat, almost fell off
Promised himself he would go see Barbie again but never went
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Ellis wanted to see Barbie and Jude want to see Oppenheimer. So they went to both
Jude is honestly so ashamed of himself because, like Elbert, he enjoyed Barbie more than Oppenheimer
Ellis relates to Alan on a personal level, and I don't even know why. "I'm just Ken" lives rent-free in his head all the damn time
One time, they were both in his office, and Ellis was humming "I'm just Ken" and Jude replied with "Anywhere else I'd be a ten" and they stared at each other for a good minute before getting back to work as if nothing just happened
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Bro knew Harrison was lying so he went to the Barbie movie to scope him out but being to engrossed in the movie he totally forgot Harrison at the back
In times of need, he tells himself that he is Kenough and that actually helps???
Goes and watches it again for funsies

ยฉ๏ธumi-adxhira [23/08/2023]
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How would the characters treat /react a teen mc (14-16 years)??
Btw, you are a really good writer. <3 โกโก

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Why are you here?? Don't you have parents or something??
He likes to take you out when he's not busy, maybe to the streets to eat food and chat about life
He knows that you know about his occupation, but doesn't say any details unless you specifically ask him
Treats you as any other until a few months later, when he also sees you as a younger sibling, protecting you everywhere
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Probably manipulates you into using you as bait for his schemes
To make his lies seem genuine, he has to adopt in more lies to fit the current lie in an elaborate spider web. Such as a different accent, forged documents, or even bringing you in as his child to get sympathy/money. The list is endless
He doesn't really care for you other than to use you, but will make conversation to make it seem that he likes you
Until his plan hurts you physically, such as an ambush, he wouldn't really pity you and feel guilty
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Best babysitter on the planet for teenagers, not even lying
He's like William but more fun to hang out with. He'll happily take you places, buy you stuff and even let you watch his plays for free!
He feels bad for you sometimes. Your sister doesn't hang with you a lot because of her job, making you feel lonely, but he's here to help
Will listen to any and all of your problems, no problem is too small for him
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The type to buy you nice things but realises how pretty it is and ends up keeping it himself
Whenever you want to go out, he always comes with you. He claims that he also wanted to go out, so you might as well go with him, but you both know he's there to protect you
He doesn't talk much, but is happy to answer questions you have about London, but he won't speak more than the minimum
One time, you bought him a little cat trinket that reminded you of him, and now it's officially the nicest thing he owns
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You are his partner-in-not-crime
He loves to have you as his Watson, you two just solve crimes randomly appearing in the neighbourhood
He even bought you a monocle just for the fun of it
He tends to work in private for the gruesome parts of the work and, sometimes, not letting you go to a hideout because it's too dangerous. Bro just wants to keep you safe
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The master finally has a student to teach. If you ask him to teach you about medicine, he has no problem in doing so. He's very happy
He'll tell you the tips and tricks to the medical world. How to format stuff efficiently and what antidote works with a certain type of poison
The day you save a person's life is the day that man may shed a tear in private
Don't ask about his research. He'll never tell you, maybe when you're older
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What is this small child doing here??
This man has no filter. He will not stop swearing just for your sake, not even smoke
Maybe one time he is forced to babysit you and sees you helping out a worker in his factory with ease and is like "not bad kiddo"
He may even make you work there. Of course he'll pay for your time
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Your best friend at this point
He sees you as a child, making sure you go to bed at the right time, eating healthy, and may even read you a bedtime story if you have a nightmare
You are almost always seen with him, whether you like it or not. You probably know facts about him that not even Jude knows
He likes to see you smile. Seeing his kid smile makes him happy too
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Partner-in-crime
He likes it when you braid his hair, surprised that you can do it so well too like wowza
In turn, he'll do your hair. If you have short hair, then he'll buy some girly-asf clips and put them on you so you can be his pretty little princess
Your favourite thing is now his favourite thing, because holy shit you're interesting

ยฉ๏ธumi-adxhira [11/07/2023]
Hello, hello! I don't know if requests are opened, but if not, you can go ahead and ignore this lol! Your writing is so good, and your the first ikevil writer I've discovered. So if I could, may I ask a request on Alfons and Elbert liking the same person? Thank you so much for your hard work!!! ๐ฅฐ๐

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๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐: Aww, thank you. I hope I won't be the only one to write for this fandom. Hopefully, more people will stand by me to create these fics for you guys
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It is said that they are childhood friends, but never in a million years would they think that they would have the same lover
They're glad that they didn't have to share you with the other suitors. At least they know they can keep you safe
Alfonse often takes you both out for an adventure in the bustling London streets, while Elbert mostly likes for you to sit around and enjoy scenery
They secretly get jealous of one another when the other makes you happier than they can. This turns to petty competitions to see who can make you smile more
But of couse they'll never admit that
You sleep on Alfonse's chest, Elbert hugging you from behind, meaning that Alfonse has two bodies on top of him. But he's strong, so he's fine he's not fine
Like the others, at least one of them will always be with you. They don't like you wandering on your own without their knowledge
Elbert is often the one who takes you on missions with him. Alfonse's are more Dan than his but if the time calls where he needs you, Elbert will happily let you go to Alfonse
In conclusion, 9/10 they're happy babies

ยฉ๏ธumi-adxhira [24/07/2023]
I'm the comedy police, you need to stop being so goddman funny ong ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ

Being funny is the only thing I'm good at ๐ฅฒ
Hello!! Can you please write about alfonse kinks from ikevil? :)

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๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐: I already did Ikevil kinks, but they weren't very specific or even a lot... so I'm happy to do this one for you
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Public sex
Humiliation
Praise kink
Daddy/master kink
Orgasm denial
Overstimulation
Nipple play
I did it as a list instead of headcanons because I kinda already did that in the other headcanon. These are just some ideas. Feel free to message me some in the comments, and I'll add them to the list

ยฉ๏ธumi-adxhira [11/07/2023]
Hcs on the morning after w/ the ikevil guys?

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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: แดกษชสสษชแดแด สแดx, สแดสสษช๊ฑแดษด ษขสแดส, สษชแดแด แดแด แดษด๊ฑ, แดสสแดสแด ษขสแดแดแดษชแด, แดส๊ฐแดษด๊ฑแด ๊ฑสสแด แดแดษชแดแด, สแดษขแดส สแดสแดส, แดแดแด แด แดแดแดขแดขแด, แดสสษช๊ฑ แดแดกษชสษชษขสแด, แด ษชแดแดแดส
๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐: Normally, I would make individual/group headcanons for these lot, but I think for this one specifically, it's all the same
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He loves you so much. He especially loves waking up early to see your face, sun shining perfectly on your figure as you softly snore into his chest. He loves it when he takes a strand of hair out of your face, twirling it in his fingers as he peacefully waits for you to wake up. It's his favourite time of the day
He watches as your eyes flutter open, a small, adorable yawn accompanying you as you rub your eyes, earning a chuckle from him. He greets you with a "good morning" and a kiss on the forehead, to which you respond, kissing any bare skin within yohr reach
He pulls you closer to him, not wanting to let you go. You snuggle more into his chest, holding him tighter as he rests his chin on your head, continuing to play with your hair.
"You're staying here with me all day,"
"What about your-"
"No, you're more important than anything to me"
If in the circumstances he has to leave, he'll quietly do so, trying hard not to give in to the way you sadly pout, grabbing onto his sleeve with a small whine. He kisses your forehead once more before he enters the bathroom
If you manage to fall asleep once again after he comes out of the bathroom, he'll simply chuckle, sitting down on the edge of the bed for a few seconds to caress your head, before leaving to do his work
It's always in these moments where he silently vows to protect you forever, not letting the cruel, outside world taint your innocence

ยฉ๏ธumi-adxhira [03/07/2023]