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hi this is my first ask :D what about an mc who's also cursed 0-0?

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐌𝐂 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐒𝐎

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐃

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, ʜᴀʀʀɪꜱᴏɴ ɢʀᴀʏ, ʟɪᴀᴍ ᴇᴠᴀɴꜱ, ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ, ʀᴏɢᴇʀ ʙᴀʀᴇʟ, ᴊᴜᴅᴇ ᴊᴀᴢᴢᴀ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I know that Jude can make people fall asleep when he taps their forehead, and Ellis can like move stuff idk... so, for MC, you can bend the elements like my boy Aang from Avatar, but when you use it, it comes at the expense of your own consciousness, making you faint or just drained

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Woah, you're cool. He never really expected a simple writer to have control of something so powerful, but he was pleasantly surprised

He often asks you if you did something cool with those powers of yours, like a cool trick like bending water into a cool shape or something

He enjoys listening to you talk about whatever you discovered with your curse, he finds it calming that you don't see your curse as a curse but rather as a superpower

#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘

Was literally like: "oh wow you're cool, I like you 😏"

Wants to see you reach your limit, he wants to see your full potential until you drop dead, let's see if you overpower him (you do slay bestie)

I feel like he’s the type of person to see worth (in the Crown) based on how useful/powerful your curse is

Is happy to carry you back if you're spent from using your curse too much

#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Gets worried for you whenever you use it. It could literally be making a soft breeze if it's too hot and bro will be on your ass

He doesn't want you to use it too much if it's gonna hurt you, so you have to calm him down and explain that you wouldn't do anything if it hurt you

Loves to hear you rant about your curse like William, he finds it so cool, he wishes he had something cool like that

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀

Bro's gonna start making you commit crimes

If he finds something he likes, he'll probsbly ask you to use your wind breathing (slay Shinazugawa) to help him take the little trinket without paying

That man is in crippling debt it's not even funny anymore. At one point you stop... but he acts like a grumpy kitten

#𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

Interesting... muahahahhahaa

Uses you (if you wish so) in his schemes, mostly in pranks

He didn't realising it was taking a toll on your body until you fainted on the streets. He felt partially guilty, but then again you didn't tell him, so this was also on you I guess

#𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Will force you not to use it. No need to get your pretty hands dirty, he'll take care of all the dirty work

If you didn't have the side-effect, he wouldn't really mind if you use your curse (just not in front of people), but you do, so he cares

Will allow you to rest on his shoulder if you're tired... but next time he'll punish you

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

This man could not give less of a shit

Only until he sees what you can do he's like "wtf they can do that??"

You probably fainted on him one time, so he huffed and carried you back to the manor and let you sleep on his bed until you wake up

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

He always has a cup of water on his bedside. Whenever you can't sleep, he asks you to bend the water and make it swirl above your hand, making a ring. He holds you close and lulls you to sleep by kissing your face lightly (I would know I'm his wife)

When you're knocked unconscious, the water splatters down on your hand and possibly his lap, so he takes a flannel and wipes it until its dry

Also likes listen to you talk about your curse, it makes him happy :)

#𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑

Doesn't really care. Will probably only mention it if you use it in front of him, maybe he'll ask a few questions if he's curious

Don't really know what else to say... maybe he'll ask you to wet his hair if he's too lazy to take a shower?

©️umi-adxhira [09/07/2023]

Hello!! Can you please write about alfonse kinks from ikevil? :)

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I already did Ikevil kinks, but they weren't very specific or even a lot... so I'm happy to do this one for you

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

Public sex

Humiliation

Praise kink

Daddy/master kink

Orgasm denial

Overstimulation

Nipple play

I did it as a list instead of headcanons because I kinda already did that in the other headcanon. These are just some ideas. Feel free to message me some in the comments, and I'll add them to the list

©️umi-adxhira [11/07/2023]

Hello, hello! I don't know if requests are opened, but if not, you can go ahead and ignore this lol! Your writing is so good, and your the first ikevil writer I've discovered. So if I could, may I ask a request on Alfons and Elbert liking the same person? Thank you so much for your hard work!!! 🥰😋

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: Aww, thank you. I hope I won't be the only one to write for this fandom. Hopefully, more people will stand by me to create these fics for you guys

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀, #𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

It is said that they are childhood friends, but never in a million years would they think that they would have the same lover

They're glad that they didn't have to share you with the other suitors. At least they know they can keep you safe

Alfonse often takes you both out for an adventure in the bustling London streets, while Elbert mostly likes for you to sit around and enjoy scenery

They secretly get jealous of one another when the other makes you happier than they can. This turns to petty competitions to see who can make you smile more

But of couse they'll never admit that

You sleep on Alfonse's chest, Elbert hugging you from behind, meaning that Alfonse has two bodies on top of him. But he's strong, so he's fine he's not fine

Like the others, at least one of them will always be with you. They don't like you wandering on your own without their knowledge

Elbert is often the one who takes you on missions with him. Alfonse's are more Dan than his but if the time calls where he needs you, Elbert will happily let you go to Alfonse

In conclusion, 9/10 they're happy babies

©️umi-adxhira [24/07/2023]

I got inspired from the cursed Mc ask and I was thinking what would the suitors think about an mc who doesn’t speak much but it’s only until the suitors are in danger that she warns the suitors to cover their ears and uses her curse being “ Sirens song” to control the attackers and lure them into the water ( the draw back is that she would lose her voice for some time hence why she doesn’t talk much ) , how would they react? ( sorry this was long)

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐌𝐂 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐍'𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, ʜᴀʀʀɪꜱᴏɴ ɢʀᴀʏ, ʟɪᴀᴍ ᴇᴠᴀɴꜱ, ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ, ʀᴏɢᴇʀ ʙᴀʀᴇʟ, ᴊᴜᴅᴇ ᴊᴀᴢᴢᴀ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: In her My Little Pony era (iykyk)

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗

He always knew there was something off about you. He wasn't sure what it was, but the nagging feeling in his heart disappeared

He finds you very useful. He doesn't hope to use you to his advantage because you can easily catch on and use your song against him, so he keeps it safe for now

"Who knew my little Robin was this powerful, hmmm? And at the expense of your own voice... my my my, you're too cute,"

#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘

Always kiss your neck whenever you use your siren's song because he thinks your neck hurts after. It doesn't... but he still does it

When you first used it, he wished he could have opened his ears. He bet you must have sounded heavenly

"My love, would you be a dear and sing me a lullaby my mother sang to me when I was younger... I always wanted to hear your sweet song,"

#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Honestly, he wished his curse was cooler than that like yours. He understands the side effects, but still. So cool

He doesn't like that you can't talk after you use your curse, but he still somehow understands everything with a simple facial expression or a nod

"I want to hear your voice, my precious angel! Aaahhh, maybe later, let those vocal chords rest up!"

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀

If only your voice was an obtainable object, then he could keep it forever with him. He'll place it on the top of his desk, for everyone to see, knowing that they can't have what's his

Was surprised when he found out about your curse. He asked you if you were okay after taking down the enemy, and you simply nodded. He worries for you, but he knows you'll be okay

"Do you need water? I can get some for you... no? Okay, we'll stay in bed until you're okay,"

#𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

He probably already figured out about your curse, which was why he already covered his ears before you could tell him to cover them

I feel like one time he actually didn't close his ears on purpose to hear you sing... no regrets

"I'm okay...! My dear, no need to worry about me, don't apologise. I'm fine, all is well,"

#𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

He was surprised. He never heard about anyone having a curse outside of the crown. Of course, he is very interested, so he will probably research you (with consent)

Always make you drink warm water after using your curse so your voice can go back to normal faster

"Drink this, dove... it's water, not some potion. I promise, haha. Don't you trust me?

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

The woman was too stunned to speak

I feel like this man was so shocked he went silent for a few minutes before Ellis had to shake him back from the dead

Will probably ask you to help him in negotiations in his company or for missions, but will never push you past your limit

"Yer fucking crazy, you know that, right? How long were you gonna keep this from me, eh?"

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

Woooww, his lover is so cool! His reaction is pretty much the same as Liam, but more worried and doting

A kiss on the forehead whenever you use your curse, so he knows how much he appreciates you

"Seeing you out there makes me so happy, love. I want to stay with you forever, and hear your sweet voice,"

#𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑

Also probably knew as well, but knew because he was informed by the Queen, unlike Alfonse who is a smarty-pants

Does that funny thing where he wraps his hair around your neck like a scarf whenever you use your song, so you feel better

"How long were you going to keep me in the dark? Oh, how wounded am IIII~?

©️umi-adxhira [24/07/2023]

Hopefully this provides a chance for fluffff >_< Making up after an argument, maybe it was something silly or serious but it gets resolved <3

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀

𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, ʜᴀʀʀɪꜱᴏɴ ɢʀᴀʏ, ʟɪᴀᴍ ᴇᴠᴀɴꜱ, ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ, ʀᴏɢᴇʀ ʙᴀʀᴇʟ, ᴊᴜᴅᴇ ᴊᴀᴢᴢᴀ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄:

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒, #𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘, #𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀, #𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑

It's chill with them

They know its a silly argument and they won't ask for apologies, neither you will

It's those sort of arguments that can be laughed about in a few days, for the memories

It's a learning curve for your relationship, knowing that even during arguments you can still end uo on each other's arms when you go to bed

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗, #𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀, #𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋, #𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

They are petty as the shit, so even the smallest of arguments need to be accounted for... which means you're gonna have to apologise

They will lay in bed at night thinking about how it wasn't anyone's fault and how he made you apologise, so next time a silly argument happens, he will brush it off

He loves you too much to risk your relationship by a few arguments

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

Do you still love him??? He needs to check

Is very insecure once you had an argument, and he needs you to reassure him you're not gonna leave him

As time goes on, he'll probably act like the first category but with time and patience

©️umi-adxhira [10/08/2023]

Hello, I hope you having a nice day/evening. How would the characters react if the MC suddenly turned into a child (4 or 5 years old) while helping Roger?

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐌𝐂 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, ʜᴀʀʀɪꜱᴏɴ ɢʀᴀʏ, ʟɪᴀᴍ ᴇᴠᴀɴꜱ, ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ, ʀᴏɢᴇʀ ʙᴀʀᴇʟ, ᴊᴜᴅᴇ ᴊᴀᴢᴢᴀ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄:

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Secretly enjoys this more than he should

Takes you outside in the streets, with you in his arms as you play with his earrings. He will not hesitate to tell people that you are his daughter

#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘

Straight—up thanked Roger for accidentally turning you into a child

Feeds you sweets himself, and will play dolls with you. If you start running, he will probably let you until you're tired so you can cuddle with him

#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Takes you to work... also says you're his child that him and (older) you have

He gives you the script of his new play so that he can play the male lead and you the female lead. Everyone gushes over how cute you two are

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀

Will not take you to his room. It's too messy, and any sharp objects may hurt you

Will buy you anything and everything your eyes land on. He indulges in this since when you were an adult again, you wouldn't let him spend money recklessly... now what are you gonna do?

#𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

Can and will buy you a small monocle for funsies

Your feet will never touch the ground he always has you in his arms when doing detective work

#𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Would probably ask someone else to take care of you, but since he's the one that caused you to be like this, he does it

Lowkey enjoys it, he gets to teach you medicine all over again

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

You can run around in his office as long as you don't break anything, got it?

He probably asks Ellis to take care of you since he's too busy, but when he finds Ellis making you giggle, he feels guilty and wants to spend time with you

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

He genuinely acts like your dad

He sits you on his lap in the gardens and makes you a small flower crown while teaching you how to make one. It comes out wrong, but he's proud regardless

#𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑

Let's you play with his hair, like braids and stuff

He does cute designs on your hair, and then you cuddle into his chest with his jacket, keeping you warm

©️umi-adxhira [10/08/2023]

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐄 𝐎𝐑

𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, ʜᴀʀʀɪꜱᴏɴ ɢʀᴀʏ, ʟɪᴀᴍ ᴇᴠᴀɴꜱ, ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ, ʀᴏɢᴇʀ ʙᴀʀᴇʟ, ᴊᴜᴅᴇ ᴊᴀᴢᴢᴀ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I'm watching the Barbie movie on Sunday with my sister. It's appaling that I've waited this long to watch it

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗

He honestly seemed very intrigued by Oppenheimer, but decided to watch Barbie because he wanted to try new things

When the lyrics "I'm just Ken" came on, he defo said "Yes you are" as if it was a conversation 💀

Watched Oppenheimer after but didn't enjoy it as well as Barbie

#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘

Lied to everyone saying he watched Oppenheimer but went to the Barbie screening

The only reason why he got caught is because he saw Victor looking straight at him eating popcorn with the smuggest smile on his face

Watched Oppenheimer after like William but found it much more interesting than he did

#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Barbie. No I will not elaborate

Probably wore all pink to the screening. Since his hair is pink, he was genuinely so proud of his genes because it fit

Loved the movie, the type of guy to buy like some Barbie keychain

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀, #𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

Watched Oppenheimer first together for funsies. I can see Elbert making fun of all the people who actually went to see Barbie and wearing pink (Liam)

Somehow, he ended up in the Barbie screening five minutes after Oppenheimer because Alfonse heard all the people from the Barbie movie gushing on how good it was, so he wanted to see it

Elbert won't admit it but he enjoyed Barbie more than Oppenheimer. He found the actress for Barbie very pretty

Alfonse honestly didn't like one more than the other, he liked both the exact same

#𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Seem like the guy who would go to watch Barbie but got bored of it, so he slept through 90% of the movie

Watched Oppenheimer after and was so interested bro sat at the edge of his seat, almost fell off

Promised himself he would go see Barbie again but never went

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀, #𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

Ellis wanted to see Barbie and Jude want to see Oppenheimer. So they went to both

Jude is honestly so ashamed of himself because, like Elbert, he enjoyed Barbie more than Oppenheimer

Ellis relates to Alan on a personal level, and I don't even know why. "I'm just Ken" lives rent-free in his head all the damn time

One time, they were both in his office, and Ellis was humming "I'm just Ken" and Jude replied with "Anywhere else I'd be a ten" and they stared at each other for a good minute before getting back to work as if nothing just happened

#𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑

Bro knew Harrison was lying so he went to the Barbie movie to scope him out but being to engrossed in the movie he totally forgot Harrison at the back

In times of need, he tells himself that he is Kenough and that actually helps???

Goes and watches it again for funsies

©️umi-adxhira [23/08/2023]

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky , @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013

𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐕𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 | 𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘

𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, ʜᴀʀʀɪꜱᴏɴ ɢʀᴀʏ, ʟɪᴀᴍ ᴇᴠᴀɴꜱ, ᴇʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪᴀ, ᴀʟꜰᴏɴꜱᴇ ꜱʏʟᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀ, ʀᴏɢᴇʀ ʙᴀʀᴇʟ, ᴊᴜᴅᴇ ᴊᴀᴢᴢᴀ, ᴇʟʟɪꜱ ᴛᴡɪʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀ

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊

#𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable 💀

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐀

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐄 𝐒𝐘𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" 💀

#𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a long—term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134