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i'm currently one delulu away from being sent to a mental asylum πŽπ“π‡π„π‘ π€π‚π‚πŽπ”ππ“: @caedric-allxrd

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πˆπŠπ„πŒπ„π π•πˆπ‹π‹π€πˆππ’ | 𝐈𝐍 π’π„π‚πŽππƒπ€π‘π˜

π’π‚π‡πŽπŽπ‹

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: α΄‘ΙͺʟʟΙͺᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, Κœα΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺꜱᴏɴ ɒʀᴀʏ, ʟΙͺᴀᴍ α΄‡α΄ α΄€Ι΄κœ±, α΄‡ΚŸΚ™α΄‡Κ€α΄› ɒʀᴇᴇᴛΙͺα΄€, α΄€ΚŸκœ°α΄Ι΄κœ±α΄‡ κœ±ΚΚŸα΄ α΄€α΄›Ιͺα΄„α΄€, ʀᴏɒᴇʀ Κ™α΄€Κ€α΄‡ΚŸ, α΄Šα΄œα΄…α΄‡ α΄Šα΄€α΄’α΄’α΄€, α΄‡ΚŸΚŸΙͺꜱ α΄›α΄‘ΙͺʟΙͺΙ’Κœα΄›, α΄ Ιͺᴄᴛᴏʀ

π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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#π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable πŸ’€

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 π†π‘π„π„π“πˆπ€

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#π€π‹π…πŽππ’π„ π’π˜π‹π•π€π“πˆπ‚π€

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#π‘πŽπ†π„π‘ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" πŸ’€

#π„π‹π‹πˆπ’ π“π–πˆπ‹πˆπ†π‡π“

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a longβ€”term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#π•πˆπ‚π“πŽπ‘

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

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©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

π“π€π†π‹πˆπ’π“ | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

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1 year ago

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During Science they're sat next to each other on the seating plan so Alfonse likes to steal pens and pencils from Elbert's pencil case (he doesn't use his blazer pockets like the cool kids) and doesn't realise until next session (Alfonse isn't in his lesson so he can't get that shit back)

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πˆπŠπ„πŒπ„π π•πˆπ‹π‹π€πˆππ’ | 𝐈𝐍 π’π„π‚πŽππƒπ€π‘π˜

π’π‚π‡πŽπŽπ‹

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: α΄‘ΙͺʟʟΙͺᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, Κœα΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺꜱᴏɴ ɒʀᴀʏ, ʟΙͺᴀᴍ α΄‡α΄ α΄€Ι΄κœ±, α΄‡ΚŸΚ™α΄‡Κ€α΄› ɒʀᴇᴇᴛΙͺα΄€, α΄€ΚŸκœ°α΄Ι΄κœ±α΄‡ κœ±ΚΚŸα΄ α΄€α΄›Ιͺα΄„α΄€, ʀᴏɒᴇʀ Κ™α΄€Κ€α΄‡ΚŸ, α΄Šα΄œα΄…α΄‡ α΄Šα΄€α΄’α΄’α΄€, α΄‡ΚŸΚŸΙͺꜱ α΄›α΄‘ΙͺʟΙͺΙ’Κœα΄›, α΄ Ιͺᴄᴛᴏʀ

π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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#π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable πŸ’€

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 π†π‘π„π„π“πˆπ€

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#π€π‹π…πŽππ’π„ π’π˜π‹π•π€π“πˆπ‚π€

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#π‘πŽπ†π„π‘ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" πŸ’€

#π„π‹π‹πˆπ’ π“π–πˆπ‹πˆπ†π‡π“

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a longβ€”term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#π•πˆπ‚π“πŽπ‘

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

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©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

π“π€π†π‹πˆπ’π“ | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

1 year ago

I can imagine Elbert having a mid-life crisis during Year 10 knowing full well being associated with Alfonse will cut his life span in half

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πˆπŠπ„πŒπ„π π•πˆπ‹π‹π€πˆππ’ | 𝐈𝐍 π’π„π‚πŽππƒπ€π‘π˜

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π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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#π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable πŸ’€

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 π†π‘π„π„π“πˆπ€

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#π€π‹π…πŽππ’π„ π’π˜π‹π•π€π“πˆπ‚π€

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#π‘πŽπ†π„π‘ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" πŸ’€

#π„π‹π‹πˆπ’ π“π–πˆπ‹πˆπ†π‡π“

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a longβ€”term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#π•πˆπ‚π“πŽπ‘

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

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©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

π“π€π†π‹πˆπ’π“ | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

1 year ago

I wore a hijab so no one saw that my tie was loose. But even if they did no one gave a shit because I'm a good student lol

ALSO I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN YEAR 9 THERE WAS A SCANDAL BETWEEN TWO YEAR 8s APPARENTLY THEY FUCKED IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM AND THEY TOOK A VIDEO OF IT AND SENT IT TO THEIR FRIENDS (I feel like Jude would do that can't lie)

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πˆπŠπ„πŒπ„π π•πˆπ‹π‹π€πˆππ’ | 𝐈𝐍 π’π„π‚πŽππƒπ€π‘π˜

π’π‚π‡πŽπŽπ‹

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: α΄‘ΙͺʟʟΙͺᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, Κœα΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺꜱᴏɴ ɒʀᴀʏ, ʟΙͺᴀᴍ α΄‡α΄ α΄€Ι΄κœ±, α΄‡ΚŸΚ™α΄‡Κ€α΄› ɒʀᴇᴇᴛΙͺα΄€, α΄€ΚŸκœ°α΄Ι΄κœ±α΄‡ κœ±ΚΚŸα΄ α΄€α΄›Ιͺα΄„α΄€, ʀᴏɒᴇʀ Κ™α΄€Κ€α΄‡ΚŸ, α΄Šα΄œα΄…α΄‡ α΄Šα΄€α΄’α΄’α΄€, α΄‡ΚŸΚŸΙͺꜱ α΄›α΄‘ΙͺʟΙͺΙ’Κœα΄›, α΄ Ιͺᴄᴛᴏʀ

π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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#π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable πŸ’€

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 π†π‘π„π„π“πˆπ€

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#π€π‹π…πŽππ’π„ π’π˜π‹π•π€π“πˆπ‚π€

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#π‘πŽπ†π„π‘ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" πŸ’€

#π„π‹π‹πˆπ’ π“π–πˆπ‹πˆπ†π‡π“

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a longβ€”term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#π•πˆπ‚π“πŽπ‘

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

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©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

π“π€π†π‹πˆπ’π“ | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

1 year ago

He laughs to his Year 11 friends about the Year 7 boy's squeakyβ€”ass voices and their height lmao (I did that too). Probably gaslights himself saying that he wasn't that short when he was in Year 7

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πˆπŠπ„πŒπ„π π•πˆπ‹π‹π€πˆππ’ | 𝐈𝐍 π’π„π‚πŽππƒπ€π‘π˜

π’π‚π‡πŽπŽπ‹

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: α΄‘ΙͺʟʟΙͺᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, Κœα΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺꜱᴏɴ ɒʀᴀʏ, ʟΙͺᴀᴍ α΄‡α΄ α΄€Ι΄κœ±, α΄‡ΚŸΚ™α΄‡Κ€α΄› ɒʀᴇᴇᴛΙͺα΄€, α΄€ΚŸκœ°α΄Ι΄κœ±α΄‡ κœ±ΚΚŸα΄ α΄€α΄›Ιͺα΄„α΄€, ʀᴏɒᴇʀ Κ™α΄€Κ€α΄‡ΚŸ, α΄Šα΄œα΄…α΄‡ α΄Šα΄€α΄’α΄’α΄€, α΄‡ΚŸΚŸΙͺꜱ α΄›α΄‘ΙͺʟΙͺΙ’Κœα΄›, α΄ Ιͺᴄᴛᴏʀ

π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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#π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable πŸ’€

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 π†π‘π„π„π“πˆπ€

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#π€π‹π…πŽππ’π„ π’π˜π‹π•π€π“πˆπ‚π€

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#π‘πŽπ†π„π‘ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" πŸ’€

#π„π‹π‹πˆπ’ π“π–πˆπ‹πˆπ†π‡π“

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a longβ€”term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#π•πˆπ‚π“πŽπ‘

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

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©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

π“π€π†π‹πˆπ’π“ | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

1 year ago

I love you bro

I’ve been thinking about this for a while (the thought randomly popped up in my head half an hour ago) and I’ve been thinking about it tirelessly (I just woke up). I’ve been drawing for quite a while (last time I drew was three years ago) and I’m quite proud of the result (I hate it). So, after drawing for 3 hours (20 minutes), I shall now present to you… Elbee

Ive Been Thinking About This For A While (the Thought Randomly Popped Up In My Head Half An Hour Ago)

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