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i love dominating a big strong man and turning him into a puddle at my feet. you're over 6ft tall but on your knees? for me? that's adorable.

Anyway I need a fic where Bruce, Oliver and Harley are roommates

Bruce offered additional pay to have a single dorm (Alfred bribed the board) Harley randomly showed up at his apartment because she was hiding from her prick of an ex and didn’t have anywhere else to go.

“SANCTUARY.”

“Please don’t yell at me. I punch when I’m startled.”

“Okay sorry.”

“Would you like some tea while I beat him up?”

“Yes”

Oliver specifically requested a transfer to Gotham for his final year, and decided to make this introverted bitch’s life as hard as possible.

Also.

Bruce somehow acquired a baby child from crime alley while he was picking up groceries (ramen noodles and monster drinks) and his only motivation to graduate is look good on the application.

He’s in a perpetual state of “I miss my baby so much I have to go see him” and “I am night. I am vengeance. I— Harley. Please stop taking my eyeliner. It’s unhygienic.”

“Blah blah blah, I’m gonna be a Crazyologist, not a nurse.”

“Bruce we’re literally 4 hours away from your place”

“Ollie please drive me.”

“God — FUCK ok. Only if you PROMISE I’ll be godfather.”

They’re all also vigilantes; But that’s the boring part.

this is only impressive to a hyper specific niche of people, but thankfully tumblr is THE place for hyper specific niches, so here's my pride and joy, my ever increasing james mcavoy dvd collection 😭🫶🏻

Where does the phrase "magneto is not a happy bunny" come from? I keep seeing it as a fic tag and I feel like I'm missing a joke lmao

My friend told me it's a joke with fics which Erik acts like a heartstopper character, you know, OOC Erik.

But I think it's just an indication this fic will deal with Erik traumas. Because, you know, he didn't have the easiest life...

“you’re a magneto blog why are you talking about politics so much”

do you think his character and the entire xmen franchise exist in a vacuum chamber with no influence from reality

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

Another thing that I like in fics is that a lot of them have this tag

Erik is not a happy bunny

I love fics where Erik is a happy bunny just for Charles