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it is so surreal to say that canonically the only thing that kept erik from fucking up the entire world was knowing charles thought better of him. it wasnt any memory of his wife or daughter, the only thing strong enough to break erik from the total destruction of everything was charles. was charles walking away once before. the world was ending and erik thought of charles and the world was saved in that moment.

"Charles has beautiful eyes!" "Charles's eyes are the best" "Have you seen his eyes?!"

WHAT ABOUT ERIK'S EYES WHY NOBODY TALK ABOUT THEM.

Erik: I'm 50% worldwide, 80% charm and 70% handsome.

Peter: that's 200%

Erik, gently patting Peter's shoulder: I'm twice the man you'll ever be

Charles: 𝘌𝘳𝘪𝘬 𝘕𝘰-

if x men and avengers were in the same universe i just know the x men would fucking despise the avengers. the absolute one sided beef they would have with them. 1 because the avengers are all superpowered and shit and ppl love them and meanwhile the x men over there getting hatecrimed for literally existing. like guess who owes trillions of dollars in property damage and citizen casualties. not the x men bitch!!

2 because the x men fucking love having beef

just saw someone on twitter call erik logan's evil stepmother 💀

Charles Xavier, chronologically :

- sacrifices his brilliant career to prevent a major international crisis

- sacrifices his principles to get the man he loves closure

- loses his legs #1

- gets heartbroken #1

- loses his sister go to make her happy

- sacrifices a close friendship to protect his children

- loses sleep

- gets brunt out from all the responsibility and trauma probably at some point

- accepts to get out of his dysfunctional comfort zone to help a mean man he's met once save the world

- gets heartbroken #2

- sacrifices his legs to help people #2

- manages to create a functional system that gives dozens if not hundreds of ostracised children great education, self confidence and integration into society (possibly saving them from abuse or worse)

- loses his school

- gets heartbroken #3

- gets violated by a god

- loses his hair

- shouts fuck you at the aforementioned god and proceeds to almost sacrifice himself to death to save humanity

- forgives the man he loves and makes him see the good in himself #10001000

The two shits he manages to keep fed, clothed and entairtained for 1/3 of a century despite beeing otherwise occupied (one of them having broken his heart thrice) :

- "you've never sacrificed anything"

- "you're always sorry, and then there is aways a speech"

Charles's thing is needing to be needed. Erik's is allowing himself to need.

Erik would say the most cutest shit in german to Charles, because he just wants to get it of his chest but not actually tell Charles and Charles wouldn't understand him and would just think he's making fun of him or something. But than they meet Kurt and he doesn't speak english that good, so Charles trys to teach him and eventually learns german during it and the next time Erik confesses his love for him, Charles finally understands him, kisses him and than is like "Wait. Are you telling me you were confessing all the time for like the last decade? You loved me all that time? While I also loved you? And we failed because I didn't know what "Ich liebe dich" (I love you) means? Tell me we aren't that stupid"

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

There’s something quite beautiful about the fact that Erik’s first physical contact with another person in 10 full years was his son holding his neck to protect him from whiplash as he was rescued.

Alright I quit

Which x men comic should I start with?

The only thing I actually like about Dark Phoenix is that eventually Charles and Erik always choose each other and they always, always come back to each other

Dick " the City needs me" grayson and Barbara " you have jury duty, you're not batman" Gordon

Other book boyfriends: "Have I told you how beautiful you look tonight? 💕"

Cardan Greenbriar: "Have I told you how hideous you look tonight? 😏"

No Beta: We Die like Erik's loved Ones ·

YOU DIDN'T-

Imagine if Wanda and Erik team up

It would be insane

Imagine MCU X-MEN and Thanos snap in Cherik universe

Aaaand I bet Charles is the one who’s getting dusted

I MISS CHERIK

I think I'm gonna watch the movies again

I didn't read cherik fanfic in 4 days

FOUR DAYSSSSS

THIS IS SAD AND PATHETIC

i love when the tumblr girlies get into a show middle aged american men like (MASH, columbo, breaking bad, supernatural to all our bewilderment, etc) but do it in a way that would make those dads go into shock requiring medical intervention

Charles: I have absolutly no idea, when my life started to go so wrong.

Hank: I have. The moment you decided to fuck that mentally unstable man with questionable morals. That's also the moment my life started to go wrong.

Something that I’ve realized as I’ve dived more into my X-Men brain rot is just how differently I defend Charles versus Erik. With Charles, I’ll go into a full blown essay as to what I think, how I feel about the writing, his strength and his flaws, etc etc. But with Erik I’m like “yeah he did all that shit but he’s hot so idc”

I miss dead boy detectives