Potential AU Where Some Zealous Monarchist Revives The Gang To Try And Reestablish Absolute Monarchy

potential AU where some zealous monarchist revives the gang to try and reestablish absolute monarchy or whatever

ok so:

They (William, Mary, Bentinck and van Keppel) would all be quite reasonably freaked out by the whole resurrection thing at first, but I imagine that William would very quickly warm up to the idea that God has brought him back to fulfill His divine mission. Probably concerningly quickly. He can ignore the human sacrifices or whatever insanely unethical method was used to bring him back from the dead as long as it is God's Will.

While everyone is coming to terms with being resurrected in the 21st century, Bentinck realizes that they aren't even the ideal people to bring back absolute monarchy. You'd think that if someone wanted the honorable British people to accept absolute rule by one person, it would be from a more uniting national hero type, and it certainly wouldn't be from someone who isn't even English. No one heard what he said though

Mary gets modern prescription glasses and can see clearly without squinting for the first time in her life. The glasses were likely obtained on a very tumultuous group field trip to one of those mall eye glass stores.

Said zealous monarchist comes to the horrifying realization that these people are absolutely useless. Mary is simultaneously captivated by the wonders of the modern world but also going through an existential crisis. Bentinck doesn't really believe in this plan at all. Van Keppel isn't dedicated and he just kind of wants to chill. William, though he is very into the whole becoming the king of England again thing, might be a bit too enthusiastic. Like he-might-commit-a-crime enthusiastic.

Bentinck finally gets to live in a world where you can order exotic plants and fish online and he starts working on making one of those really complicated fish tanks with a fully self-sustaining ecosystem. He becomes aquarium-pilled.

Basically no one actually works towards their goal, except for William, who has to be kept on a leash to prevent him from killing someone. (killing people is his coping mechanism </3)

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Human weapon whumpee who has been abused and conditioned for years finally snaps and turns on the whumper who thought they'd always be able to control them. Now the roles are reversed, and whumper never taught them the meaning of the word mercy.

OkAy so I have read some more and errr here is what i found:

-no shrewsmary. berry literally has more chemistry with anne

-Ms. Lundy actually exists. This book states she and berry were just friends and not lovers like Plaidy did

-his health is WAY WORSE THAN I THOUGHT BRO GOT SEASONAL GOUT AND HAEMORRHAGES DAMN

-his depression moves with his health. but sometimes even in good health he cri

-Matthew Smith exists, except there is no mention of Monterey and I think Weyman did that for Richard Price plot convenience

-berry can be a little bitch sometimes and not be a depressed twink

-mourned williams death more than his moms

-he and his uncle are the best anyways

-hes the one who fell for hida. like its just so cute stOP-

goobye

In Nicholson//Tuberville Shrewsbury goes from bratty young boi dissing his uncle to depressed twink blind-in-one-eye so fast. Maybe that's just the pacing since we can't fill in every single day of his life but wow he TWINKIFIED SO QUICKLY I think it's his eye. The eye infection did this to him. They don't specify what it was so im going to assume it was (microbial keratitis) conjunctivitis because that thang takes out yo eye and is common and i get to headcanon what i want. for some reason its specifically chlamydial conjunctivitis. no ask. anyways that probably rrRREEEEALLLY scared him i mean imagine nearly losing your sight (painfully too) back when they had barely any helpful things for the blind god fucking damn. maybe the social stigma too...

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EDIT: HELP I JUST REALIZED THIS IS FUCKING GREG HEFFLEY EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU GREG HEFFLEY

was watching a youtube on the 1824 US election and this image jumpscared me ABSOLUTELY THREW ME

i know

i know its supposed to show their animosity

but this is ✨gay✨propaganda