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was watching a youtube on the 1824 US election and this image jumpscared me ABSOLUTELY THREW ME
i know
i know its supposed to show their animosity
but this is ✨gay✨propaganda



antebellum jumpscare

"What price could you possibly pay that would repair her death?" "Perhaps none, I agree. But I am hardly sure what you want me to do- if you will accept no recompense. Ms. Jackson cannot be brought from the dead, and I have apologized plenty. What more do you want me to do? Replace her?" "You could no more match her perfection than carrion a swan." "You speak truth. My prowess would exceed her's."
james k polk more like james KUNT polk ajhahahahahahajkajajk

Clay's campaign slogan during Election of 1844 real
henry clay, john calhoun, daniel webster
john breckenridge, stephen douglas, jefferson davis
william seward, charles sumner, thaddeus stevens
Omg tysm for this
I suck at giving explanations 😭
Seceding Calhoun's head from his body 🔥🔥I mean what were we expecting here
I strUGGLED so hard deciding between wedding/bedding Clay and Webster but the verdict is wedding Danny boy and bedding the Blond Bitch Extraordinaire™ I'm just Webster biased okay.. he needs to be my husband NOW
I confess I do not know about the other trios as much as I should.. 😔so tbh I'm just gonna skim their wiki pages and also keep an eye out for their ✨looks✨
Aight so I have decided to wed Douglas because I love looking down on people teehee
I'll bed Breckenridge. He's good looking yah and I would've wedded him but then i wouldn't know what to do with Douglas
Beheading Davis 😞 there can only be one illegitimate Calhoun kid
Anyways trio number threee
I already know I'm gonna wed Seward. Okay he's literally Lincoln's wife he's mine now
You know what It'd be funny if we beheaded Sumner (youre welcome Preston Brooks) and bedded Stevens. yeah lets go with that
【Antebellum/AMV】Psycho Killer
Happy Independence Day guys!! Hope you all enjoy this!
Like I've said the theme of this amv is probably: humorously(?) compressed simple antebellum history (1812-1861) group portraits into 4 minutes. So most scenes are basically related to historical facts, and the numbers there are the years of the events. However I'm historically illiterate in antebellum era, and this was something I decided to make before I even understood antebellum people lol. I hope there aren't any big mistakes x
While playing this song on repeat it suddenly struck me that everyone in the antebellum era was a god damned Psycho Killer, hence the idea for this group portrait. It's kinda sad that some of the characters I didn't get a chance to draw or that I didn't know enough about them.
If you like this, please tell me your favourite scene and feel free to share any thoughts!!! I want comments so badly😭😭😭I will probably make an explanation of timeline later!!!
BGM: Psycho Killer-Talking Heads

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