Guess What Arrived Today

guess what arrived today

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ok fine you can meet my furry girlfriend. she is very very autistic (like half of my OCs are) and greatly enjoys raptors. so much so that she is the queen's falconer

she comes from the influential Polaris family and she likes kissing girls

she is very shy be nice to her

Human weapon whumpee who has been abused and conditioned for years finally snaps and turns on the whumper who thought they'd always be able to control them. Now the roles are reversed, and whumper never taught them the meaning of the word mercy.

potential AU where some zealous monarchist revives the gang to try and reestablish absolute monarchy or whatever

ok so:

They (William, Mary, Bentinck and van Keppel) would all be quite reasonably freaked out by the whole resurrection thing at first, but I imagine that William would very quickly warm up to the idea that God has brought him back to fulfill His divine mission. Probably concerningly quickly. He can ignore the human sacrifices or whatever insanely unethical method was used to bring him back from the dead as long as it is God's Will.

While everyone is coming to terms with being resurrected in the 21st century, Bentinck realizes that they aren't even the ideal people to bring back absolute monarchy. You'd think that if someone wanted the honorable British people to accept absolute rule by one person, it would be from a more uniting national hero type, and it certainly wouldn't be from someone who isn't even English. No one heard what he said though

Mary gets modern prescription glasses and can see clearly without squinting for the first time in her life. The glasses were likely obtained on a very tumultuous group field trip to one of those mall eye glass stores.

Said zealous monarchist comes to the horrifying realization that these people are absolutely useless. Mary is simultaneously captivated by the wonders of the modern world but also going through an existential crisis. Bentinck doesn't really believe in this plan at all. Van Keppel isn't dedicated and he just kind of wants to chill. William, though he is very into the whole becoming the king of England again thing, might be a bit too enthusiastic. Like he-might-commit-a-crime enthusiastic.

Bentinck finally gets to live in a world where you can order exotic plants and fish online and he starts working on making one of those really complicated fish tanks with a fully self-sustaining ecosystem. He becomes aquarium-pilled.

Basically no one actually works towards their goal, except for William, who has to be kept on a leash to prevent him from killing someone. (killing people is his coping mechanism </3)

am cooking,, the lolipop so silly,,, yey,,, ignore random pair of legs tho :<

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