Shrewsbury Was So Hot God Had To Nerf Him. Took Out His Eye..

Shrewsbury was so hot God had to nerf him. Took out his eye..

Charles would find us mildly strange but otherwise I think we'd get along lol. he's just a chill fella.

James would implode two seconds in. maybe. or he'd enjoy it

Rochester would love us,, just saying...

Only here to make William's asthma worse 👍👍

Mary would act mortified but deep down inside she knows she'd own a tumblr blog just as insane as ours

Anne and George would probably have the same reaction as Charles im ngl. We're kind of like Restoration England but a little bit wilder. Just a bit 🤏(lying)

The Marlboroughs? I feel like John would be horrified and offended and Sarah would call us freaks but we all know she's just as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂.. you know maybe she won't deny the allegations maybe she will join our nation.

i missed a lot of people.. but im don't want to make such a long list rightnoww

Mutuals I'm just wondering how all our fave histfigs would react to our blogs and what they would think of us all.

IGNORE the historically inaccurate clothing on Marly and Eugene pLEASE

NO BECAUSE I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS ON AN AIRPLANE FLIGHT WITH SHREWSBURY… AND I REMEMBER THIS ONE SCENE VERY VIVIDLY WHERE I WAS JUST LEANING INTO HIM N STUFF AND WE PLAYED AROUND AND HE ASKED “How do you feel about me?” BRO I FEEL 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️👹👹👹😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘🤤🤧🤧 ABOUT YOU AAAAAAAHHHH

then there’s our beloved Russell in the aisle seat filming this.. supporting the wattpad romance ‼️

it was so cute… im gonna cry..

God is feeding my delusions <- actually just me and my messed up subconscience

in place of me i have my beloved oc i made on the spot help me she dont have a name-

had a dream i went to the netherlands and someone tried to get me in their tiktok and i panicked and i spoke in dutch to pretend i didn't speak english. bc i rlly did not want to deal with it. unfortunately this man, who lived in the netherlands, happened to speak dutch. very sad!

i wasn't actually augusta nor was the tiktoker actually william but i think he would do this. i dont remember what the actual tiktok was but heres how @/asplotch thought it went down

*Do you want a gay son or a thot daughter?

((idk how to say gay or thot yet...))

sooooo does anyone want my outline for an 'abraham lincoln is john c calhoun's illegitimate kid' fanfic?