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THE OG SUCK UP EVERYBODY:
Robert Spencer, Earl of Sunderland converted to Catholicism for James II and then back to Anglicanism when William and Mary took the throne. If that's not a suck up I don't know what is.
Anyway, he was also hot AF:
Someone tell me what was in the water during the Restoration Era.
The men are all so hot.
I LAUGHED SO HARD I JUMPSCARED MY KITTY
ok this is kind of funny like
william: fucking KILL yourself
shrewsbury: i hope 🤞 this 👉👆 letter 🅱 finds 😂😂 you in 🔱🍑 good 😊 health, ⛑⛑ but ❌🍑 the 👀 king 🤴 doesn't; in ☝🔥 fact it 💪🤔 would 💦👪 please 😘🙏 him ♿ greatly if 👏 you were ⏬ to hold 🍆✋ a 🚨🍆 gun 💀 in ➡ between your eyes 💋 and 💰 pull 💦 the 👏🎅 trigger 🔫
completely forgot to drop this but uhh
I had a sillee dream last night
I completely forgot how it started out but apparently I was Nottingham in the dream and he/I was William's Secretary of State for both departments cuz Shrewsbury is on vacation from my dreams rn. This is in the modern day btw. However for some reason William, Nottingham, and the other Orange government officials are still doing 17th shit and so we have to deliver letters by hand or whatever. Except Nottingham could FLY and William was like "yeah thats handy can u go deliver all these letters" and so i basically got to fly around to a bunch of random homes and shove letters in their mailbox or directly at the people. apparently this is an everyday thing because no one gave two shits. when me fly
10/10 would go flying again
ALSO I DID A HAIRFLIP (wigflip???) AS NOTTINGHAM AND IT WAS SOOOOO HOT
Vicente Guerrero: smiles
Me: *swoons* “Uh, Pedraza who?”
(Image courtesy of the folks at @OrdenGuadalupe on Twitter)
Colorblind, Vicente Guerrero
Vicente is known in the army for being a grumpy dude, but someone that also can easily laugh and crack jokes there and then, Vicente is a pioneer LGBTQ+ community member, his mainly why’s of joining the revolution were he was bisexual, black and turns out that is forbbiden, and because he was forced to marry a gay woman.
That gay woman turned into his best friend, but one day she couldn’t handle the pressure and commited suicide.
Vicente never believed in love, until Acatempán and that shy closeted white gay boy, Vicente got kissed and hugged, and he felt the warm of a partner, for the first time in many years.
Ater Acatempán, he started to build a romantic relationship with the former silver coat, candles lit at night, scented like flowers, low soulful disco music, dates down the stars, long talks at night, hugs and kisses.
The first time they arrive at Spain, Agustin’s homeland, the boy introduces his best girlfriend to Vicente’s gay right hand girl. The two gay girls also develop a relationship.
After that, both pairings got the married at the same time, the first ever gay double wedding in Spain! The party was big, Agustin’s father, Apollo, gave a concert the whole night with the migthy help of Ueuecoyotl and the twins (Xochipilli and Xochiquetzal).
The future has a lot to give them, and they wait with joy.
(The wedding thing was idea of @shlavfucker69, and sincerely, best fucking idea of 2k18)
Colorblind, the Silver Coats
The silver Coats are the almighthy army of Zeus, a bunch of white, bigots, homophobic and sexist assholes, who only join for the pure feel of being superior.
Agustin De Iturbide’s Father was a Silver Coat and so were his sons, but Agustin had something special.
As you guys know (or not) in colorblind being LGBTQ+ is illegal and in places like US and the whole silver coat territory there’s racial segregation, everybody who is not white doesn’t deserve to be with the whites.
Agustin is gay, he is fucking gay but nobody knows ultil they sent him to Acantempán, to assist the Blue Coats (Tonatiuh’s army) in a battle against the revolutionary general Vicente Guerrero.
Agustin’s gay ass falls for Vicente’s beautiful human being right there in that milisecond where Vicente kills Agustin’s second, Agustin knows it’s wrong, he is gay and he has fallen for a black male and they were going to kill him for it back home.
Fortunaly for Agustin, James Madison and Laurens recognize a gay when they see him, and they suggest to Vicente to give him a hug, in symbol of peace.
Agustin freaks out and kisses the man in the cheek, and they have confirmed it, Agustin is gay and in love. So Vicente takes him to the revolution, and that’s the moment where he joins the movement, cuz he wants to be gay in peace.
Ghost Jose: i sAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH AGUSTIN YESTERDAY
Vicente: J-Jose it’s not what you think!
Ghost Jose: I WON’T HESITATE
BITCH
Guadalupe: Hey, what’s your street name?
Vicente: Lil Vicky
Guadalupe: You live on a street called ‘Little Vicky’?
Vicente: oH, you meant my adress?
Vicente: Man I'm really thirsty
Agustin: You are? I got water... And a dick.
Vicente: .....
Agustin: I don't know if you're dick thirsty or water thirsty.... So I got both....
Agustin: My names Agustin, by the way
Guadalupe: Guadalupe Victoria
Agustin: Oh, we’re using our made up names! Okay, then I’m ‘The Iron Dragon’
Victoria: Everytime you yell at Agustin put a quarter in your 'No Yelling' sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat him with
SORRY FOR THE ONSLAUGHT OF #MEXICOPOSTING REBLOGS I HAD A VISION AS I WAS SCROLLING GUERRERO'S TAG
plssssssss i need more mexican independence fansss its literally MEXICAN BIRTH MONTH GUYS
Vicente, leading like his fifth coup in a year: wHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!?!?!?!??!?!??! WHEN WILL YOU LeARn THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE
C O N S E Q U E N C E S
ALAMOMENT
my alamo-ing is now top tier after jim bowie art so i gotta find an alamoment to drop
i’m sorry santa anna fans but santa anna slander today 🙁🙁😔
okay i’m done but i’m coming back soon 🔥🔥🙏
Since we're talking about Shrewsbury:
In The First Churchills,
The way Mary utters "Did you say Shrewsbury?!" is friggin ADORABLE 😍🥰.
Since we're talking about Shrewsbury:
In The First Churchills,
The way Mary utters "Did you say Shrewsbury?!" is friggin ADORABLE 😍🥰.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY MEXICOOO ILY!!!!!!!!!1 🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉
hrfhjhhhhh boy mary au.. idk what specifically shrewsbury was up to when i want to set this but imagine if he and mary got to be weird boy best friends. and they are both named charles after the most important charles.
more genuinely i think mary would initially worry shrewsbury Knows what she is but she hasnt realized that even if he did know he probably wouldnt fault her for it. shrewsbury is mostly just struck with admiration because even if mary seems kind of perpetually uneasy he thinks she is so confident and he cant even begin to imagine what could make someone like her disturbed.
even though mary now gets to be an irresponsible young man with an absurd number of mistresses she is also not very happy that liking men is gay now since she views it as an aspect of her identity when she was still a girl & it's holding her back from being a real man like shes expected to be (mainly by charles and james who put in a lot of effort to teach her more masculine mannerisms etc but also just in general since shes the god damn prince now!)