I Am Going To Replace Your Large Intestine With A Comically Oversized Gummy Worm

I am going to replace your large intestine with a comically oversized gummy worm

mmmm gumy

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

Hey theocseason4, I’m a casting director on Netflix’s The Circle. We would love to have you apply for our 8️⃣th season that will film later this year. The application forms are available on Google. We would love to see you play.

I would rather kill myself thank you SO much though 💜

I brought an apple with me into the shower, I took my shower with the lights off, listening to folk music and I ate the apple in the shower

Okay so I should probably start uploading my oil paintings here.