Cereal - Tumblr Posts

Time for a traditional Irish breakfast. 🍀🇮🇪 .. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp5AZ26ORdn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

guys,,, rice krispies or coco pops,,

Happy Lesbian visibility day to all lesbians, saphics, and wlw (and Xena fans)!

Item: Xena cereal. If eaten in late 2001 when it was released or soon after, grants 1 hour of expertise with throwing circles and ridiculous flipping skills where if you make a successful Dex check you can do a sweet flip to any spot within 200 ft. (If eaten after it’s expired, 1 hour Nauseated.)

Note: “A Taste of Honey”? They really managed to find a name for a cereal that sounds like the title of, y’know, what back then we called a Lemon FemSlash

Ok tumblr, I know the power of the internet so just hear me out right quick as I ask for a simple favor. See those cereal boxes up there? If you buy any Kellogg’s product with that Free Book logo on it there is a 16 digit code inside your box of cereal. Now, when you get three of those codes together you submit them online and they will send you a free Scholastic book. Now I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m bringing it up, so here goes.

I teach first grade at a school where the kids have little to nothing. Through generous donations (government, three square, various community partners, etc.) the kids get backpacks, clothes, shoes, free breakfast/lunch, and some school supplies. The school is not in the best part of town. I’ve had students who live with grandparents because their own parents are in jail, kids who have parents that don’t have custody over them for various reasons, and so on and so forth. Now I am trying to get my kids to read books, but they literally don’t have any books at home that they can use to practice their reading. Sure they get a library book from the school library but it’s not the same, you know? They don’t own the book, it’s not theirs. 

Here’s where you come in. If you happen to buy one of these specially marked boxes and don’t plan on using the code please send me that code through my ask box. If 60 people on here send me a code I’ll be able to get 20 books, which will easily allow me to get each of my students a brand new book of their own. I used the Fly Guy books above because my kids are currently obsessed with the character and the book has sight words that we’re working on in class. Even if you have no codes, I’d appreciate the signal boost as well.

So, if you happen to get a code please send it my way. I would appreciate it and so would my kids. Heck, if I get 60 codes, that would give me enough to give each of my students a book and I will gladly take a picture to show you how excited they are to get a book. If more codes keep coming, I’ll post up their thank you notes. They’re seven so expect something awesome. Thanks in advance.

Cereal for children

Y'all ever wonder why we prefer cereal before milk when it tastes the damn same as milk before cereal? Am i missing something here?

when I knew without a shadow of doubt that I am indeed Meredith Grey. 💁

I see @mr-tellmeafuckingsecret got to you too then?

a tasty snack

Buff da Vinci Bong and Cereal, Self Portrait Photoshop on Canvas

I want some nice cereal

During the most poor and homeless period of my life, I had a lot of people get angry with me because I spent $25 on Bath and Body Works candles during a sale. They couldn’t comprehend why the hell I would do that when I had been fighting for months to try and get us on our feet, afford food, and have an apartment to live in.

Those candles were placed beside wherever I slept that night. In the morning, I would move them and set them wherever I’d have to hang out. At one point I carried one around in my purse - one of those big honking 3-wick candles. I never lit them, but I’d open them and smell them a lot.

I credit that purchase with a lot of my drive that got me to where I am today. I had been working tirelessly, 15+ hour days with barely any reward, constantly on the phone or trying to deal with organizations and associations to “get help at”. It’d gone on for almost a year by the end of it, and I was so burnt out, to the point that I would shake 24/7. But I could get a bit of relief from my 3-wick “upper middle class lifestyle” candles. They represented my future goals, my home I wanted to decorate, and how I would one day not be in this mess anymore.

When we moved into the apartment, and our financial status improved, I burned those candles every single day. When they were empty, I cleaned them out, stuck labels on them, and they became the starting point of my really cute organization system I had ALWAYS planned to have.

So whenever I hear about someone very poor getting themselves a treat - maybe it’s Starbucks, maybe it’s a home deco item, maybe it’s a video game… I don’t judge them. I get it. I get that you can’t go without anything for that long without it making you go crazy. You need to pull some joy, inspiration, and motivation from somewhere.

Cracked Wheat Cereal

WIP Wednesday: Custos Custodium

This scene is mostly just for fun, inspired by hunting around Jensen's apartment for food other than cereal and wondering what kind of takeout he'd get. I make no apologies. Check out the whole thing at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55686901/chapters/141357007

“Wow,” Malik said through a mouthful of cheese, “this is terrible.”

“Yeah.” Jensen chewed, swallowed, and downed half his beer. “You know how they say there’s really no such thing as bad pizza? They’re wrong.”

“Bleh. At least the veggies are edible. What’re you up to tomorrow?”

“Work. Some of us keep regular hours, you know.”

“Sorry I couldn’t make it down on the weekend. But I figured as long as I was in the neighborhood—”

Jensen shook his head. “Glad you’re here. Wish I weren’t tied up.” He eyed his half-eaten slice and picked a dubious circle of cured meat off it.

“Well, I’ve been meaning to look around the city some more. I think I have all the papers I need.”

“This is definitely not real pepperoni. I think it’s got caraway in it. And maybe sage.” He wiped his greasy fingers. “Let me see. Passport, Aug permit, commercial pilot’s license… you have your flight plan?”

“Do I need it?”

“You want to use the CPL instead of a visa, you need a flight plan taking you out of Czechia.”

“Jesus, fine. You got a printer? I don’t want your asshole local cops poking through my phone.”

“I do, yeah, and then you should be good. Anyone tells you to get a permit authentication card, they’re scamming you—let me know.”

Malik rolled her eyes. “Remind me why I flew out here?”

“Figured you wanted to show off your bed head to someone other than Maggie.”

“Yeah, screw you. You realize yours goes flat on the side you sleep on? From the gel or whatever?”

Self-conscious, he brushed his fingers along the side of his head—not that they could feel his hair. “You realize I carry a stun gun? I can make your hair do that whenever I want.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“I might.”

She matched his glare for a good five seconds before snickering. “Okay, you might, and I might deserve it sometimes. Although I’d think scooping your metal ass out of midair might get me a little grace.”

“That’s why I’d only do it if you deserved it.” Jensen scowled at his pizza, and caught her doing the same. “Pitch it? It’s pretty damn bad.”

“It is. But do you have literally any other food in this place?”

“Sure. I got, lemme see, Augmentchoos and Frogy Kousnutí.”

“Bless you.”

“The Augmentchoos have a carefully calibrated glycemic index to, uh…” He picked up the box and read off the back. “To ‘provide your augs with the all-day performance you need.’”

“Uh-huh. Sure. What about the froggy things?”

“Well, they look like little frogs. Think there’s Vitamin D in the lily pads.”

Malik sighed and slid her doughy pizza into the trash. “Fine. I’ll try the froggy friends. I have no idea how you don’t get, like, scurvy or something, eating this stuff.”

“Limes in my cocktails.” He poured two bowls of processed grains and green food dye, then fetched the milk. “Say when.”

“Ooh, big health-food guy we got over here. That’s plenty.”

“What do you think?”

“Think I’m getting hopped up on sugar.”

“Hopped up—Christ.” He sighed and grabbed a bottle from the cabinet. “Even it out with some bourbon?”

“Sure, why not? It’ll be like college all over again. Except I don’t have class to cut in the morning.”

Jensen chuckled and raised his glass. “Na zdraví.”

BOO BERRY MY BELOVED

Look at this dapper little man!!!!!!!!!

youre favourite cereals.

tell it to me

The Return of Hot Cereal

Found on a pole while in taco bells drive thru.....

He was a shark without a cause

Snacks - Heavenly Mix A delicious, sweet snack mix is created by combining two types of cereal, almonds, and coconut.