They Should Rerelease Humans But Make Them Crab Shaped

they should rerelease humans but make them crab shaped

i am the bitches

it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor

growing up is realizing the games your mom had on her phone were actually fun as hell

whores, get whorer!

i love platonically flirting with my friends lmao its so funny

last night one of my friends hugged me from behind and i was like 'wait lemme turn around i wanna hug you properly' and he said 'cant keep your hands off me, huh?' and i was like 'i mean, can you blame me? ;)'

and like. me and another one of my friends always wink and blow kisses at each other

its just so nice because i dont normally get to experience that (im aroace) and its just. a fun and safe way for me to do it because i know im not leading anyone on or something. its just a fun little inside joke

heia! sunt cerasa!! 🙌