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Just another day out on the water
Gangbangs are gay.
*ahem* MATURE CONTENT AHEAD
Straight men are so fragile they had to invent gangbangs to scratch their homoerotic itch. All that hyperaggression and smacking women around just so they can say “I ain’t gay” with a bunch of hard dicks around.
There is nothing purely heterosexual about a DP. I’m sorry. You’re rubbing penises with another man. Go mess around with your homeboys a few times to fulfill your lil bicurious urges.
If more straight men would just fool around with each other and be open about it, y'all wouldn’t have to treat women like meatpuppets just so you can skeet with your friends.
Kevin Samuels has served his time in hell.
Damn.
Kevin Samuels was the only Black marriage guru actively combating black womens delusion, arrested development, multiple personality disorders, abuse an pain addiction accompanied by their narcissist man hating feminist female nature to help them get married and stop being single mother whores an thug lovers to increase the rapidly decreasing African American community which if you need perspective is only 14% of America, well was… with all the crime and gun violence blacks killing blacks who knows what that statistic is now. He was trying and I don’t even believe in marriage or reproducing anytime soon, ask me when I’m 40, bachelors life but still I admired his mission. Let’s be honest, frankly most black men are walking away from black womens shame game and devaluing, family included but he actually cared about them narc bitches so to hear the women are celebrating his death, he was right about y’all.
Nobody will save them now, let the wicked women celebrate his death but know that you’re now on your own, men won’t tell you what they need because you’re selfish and proud. Men going their own way is happening to women in all ethnicities, gay men and trans are now an option so… humble yourselves ladies Kevin Samuels wisdom is now planted firmly in black mens psyche and you will learn respect one way or another.
Very sad news, I had to say something about his mission to make sure the African American population doesn’t die out due to ignorance and arrogance. Being so estranged from the community but always watching, it’s very sad.
Can’t believe I hear women are celebrating his passing simply because he was holding you accountable just proves Kevin samuels was right about you and I’m sure he’d say “You’re average at best” or “Buy a cat an die alone if you can’t get on mens page”, it’s never over! Ever! Seeds planted.
“Straight Guys” 🌈 (my bisexual aesthetic moodboard and sabrina carpenter music video)
i love platonically flirting with my friends lmao its so funny
last night one of my friends hugged me from behind and i was like 'wait lemme turn around i wanna hug you properly' and he said 'cant keep your hands off me, huh?' and i was like 'i mean, can you blame me? ;)'
and like. me and another one of my friends always wink and blow kisses at each other
its just so nice because i dont normally get to experience that (im aroace) and its just. a fun and safe way for me to do it because i know im not leading anyone on or something. its just a fun little inside joke
A friend sent me this screenshot so I had to make a meme
Had to flop it out let it breathe…. Damnn 😈
Leg day 😉
So horny on bus
Y’all like ? 😉😈
Fuck my mouth 😛
Fkkkk 😈
Istant hard on just by looking at him 💦💦💦
