I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND NFTS. Its Like Those Minecraft Usernames That People Buy For Like $3000

I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND NFTS. it’s like those minecraft usernames that people buy for like $3000 because they’re “og accounts”

ok i think i got it

arieses can fly

tauruses have really strong skulls so they can headbutt things

geminis have an evil doppelgänger somewhere in the world

cancers can give people cancer

leos can bite people

virgos can’t have sex

libras smell good all the time

scorpios can shoot venom out of their hands

sagittariuses know the location of the nearest hurried treasure

capricorns have a unicorn horn and can use them

aquariuses can see fish

what if all the zodiac signs had powers? i think that’d be cool

this generation just doesn’t go outside anymore. they don’t appreciate the subtle sound of machinery and the faint electric humming of nature, the calming scent from the sewage river, the lively 600° summer days, or the smog clouds that decorate the beautiful bleak sky. they just sit all day on their little screens ignoring the world around them. why do they choose to live like this?

just a reminder that the existence of þorn isn’t common knowledge and it just looks like “porn” to normal people

i love skibiti toilet for the sole reason that it is a piece of culture that inherently resists being co-opted by advertisers. so many good memes have been destroyed by corporate greed 😔

why are bandaids that color