I've Gone To Go Sit On My Roof Multiple Times And The Shingles Just Start Falling Off The Roof And I'm

i've gone to go sit on my roof multiple times and the shingles just start falling off the roof and i'm like "no nevermind fuck this"

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

being a teenager is like only being able to be on the highest setting or the lowest setting and no in between

gmail puts the "delete" button slightly to the right for ads in your email so if you're just going through deleting emails you'll accidentally hit the "visit site" button.

also, even if you delete the ads, as soon as you refresh the page they come back

I THINK I FINALLY UNDERSTAND NFTS. it’s like those minecraft usernames that people buy for like $3000 because they’re “og accounts”

who’s fucking bright idea was it to use the signals that control our body to power everything in our lives?

why are bandaids that color