Okay, Is This Just Me Or:

okay, is this just me or:

even though you’re lazy, and you’re out somewhere away from your home, but on your way back, you just get this pressure on your chest, like—

“please, i don’t wanna go back yet, i need more time”

and very dramatic about, but actually not?

like, there doesn’t have to be anything bad happening at home, you just want to explore more like you’re on an adventure — and you love being at home — all comfy, but on your way there, you see the familiar surroundings and want to fucking cry?

no? okay. have a nice day. :)

i’m so concerned??

TITLE: I wqs stressed

A/N: I'm disoriented and stressed I typed on my.phone. Swipetext isn't helpful. (i wanted to type "love" but you'll see what went wrong) Diakko romance.

Shout out and a big thanks to supa for letting me borrow your name!!! Your writing is super fly!

Enjoy?

~Shintori Khazumi

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"But! I love you!" Shiny akkordiom cried out, clenching hwr chest in pain. Her heart beat our of it literally because why mot. (She had just been attacjes byb croissant merryDIES and couldn't breathe without Lotte's helpful magic.) "I love you!!" She breathed. "DAVE!" Dave cabbagepatch turned her head about, eyes widening in shock. "You... You love me? Di yoy really love me Akkordion?" "I do! I do, Dave! Even if your bffs, hansel and Bobba don't approbe!" She sobbed, tears streaming down her fave. "Even if Hansel bullies me a lot, nd bernard—" "Wasn't it Bobba?" "Shut up, Santa. I'm trying to make a heartfelt confession here." "Carry on." "EVEN IF MY ADOPTED MOM CHARITY CASE DOESN'T NORD DOESN'T APPROVE..." She forced hwrself to stnd, worryinf Dkana as sge dropped her protective spell to catch the fallimg akkordion. "-I love yoy!!!" "Akkordion..." "Dave..." Tjeg looked into each other's eyes and kith. Supa, a man who was actually womanda, and john clapped. The sound waves from.those hit croissant and sent her flying, dispelling the magic and saved the world They were now the new heroes.of the worls. But.dave amd akkorsiom didn!t ming. As ling as they were together and in luv. I live you akkordion." "I lube you too dave.' "let's get marrjed". Twigward officiated and they got married. Happy ending.

it was not a good idea to read this in public next to my mother.

I'd love to see some nsfw nadia headcanons like you did for asra and julian. thank you ^^

[[ i’m probably going to edit these at some point, i’m trying really hard to write more & more frequently! nsfw under the cut ]]

Ø This absolute QUEEN definitely is a dom. Nadia calls the shots in the bedroom, should you ever want to be the one in control is simply because she ALLOWED you to be and could turn the tables whenever she wishes. Nadia will bend you, take you, have you however and whenever she wants-be it if she wants to take her time making a perfect mess of you or if she wants to steal you away for a quickie before meeting diplomats; you have little choice in the matter if you’re bent over the mattress or pressed against thewall.

Ø One of the best things about wealth is Nadia has anything and everything; she has the biggest collection of toys, accessories,outfits. Most palaces have armories or dungeons littered with contraptions, no-Nadia basically has a pleasure pad with every toy under the sun, and you can bet your sweet ass every single one is going to be used on you (unless you have severe aversions to some). The room is sound proofed, the side doors lead right to her room or one to the bath- it’s one of Nadia’s favorites places in the palace for obvious reasons. You know once that lock clicks behind her and that smirk flits over her perfectly painted lips- you’re in for a wild ride.Literally.

Ø Nadia has a LOT of kinks and that she finally has a partner and relationship where she can be open with them and partake in them absolutely delights the countess. Her favorites are overstimulation- on you of course. Nadia loves to edge you, her fingers, mouth, perhaps a toy, her body pushing you right to the brink of white hot pleasure only to withdraw. If you want satisfaction, you’ll have to beg your countess for it. Better if you beg on your knees between her legs, best if you’re begging into her heat alternating between licks and suckles while you plead with her. That is if you can, Nadia is most pleased when she’s got you so worked you’re a quivering mess that can barely form words as her fingertips ghost over the swells and curves of your body, the tingling feeling only making you whine louder.

Ø There’s no doubt Nadia also adores the idea of you in a collar with a leash, Nadia will dabble a little in petplay, honestly with all the different costumes and toys- Nadia loves ANY sort of roleplay. Alot of it follows the same narrative with her in control and you submitting to her but would you really want it any other way? Having the collar pulled,having a crop bite at the soft flesh of your ass, the muffled sounds you make when there’s a gag in your mouth?

Ø Though if you’re of the more sensitive variety, another big kink in Nadia’s cards is body worship. To worship and be worshipped, this is one where she doesn’t mind switching back and forth from. If you want to worship your countess, who is Nadia to deny you? However if she feels like spoiling you from head to toe, you’ll be peppered with plenty of prints from her lipstick,hickies littered everywhere from your throat to the back of your thighs or between your shoulder blades all while praising the glory that is your fineform.

Ø Let’s face it Nadia gets off on seeing hickies or marks from her on your throat and peeking through your collar or on behind your ear, the faint bruise from restraints on your wrists or shoulders- she’s a possessive lover and likes the added smug aura that comes from seeing someone bashfully remarks on your body. Nadia will gracefully glide over to where you are and pour praise over you to whomever is there to listen and compliment her own handiwork. “But really, don’t you agree that this maroon just looks exquisite on their skin?” you can HEAR Nadia smirk before you even see it.

Ø Don’t be fooled though while Nadia is e about your relationship, ever so proud of you as a partner and as a magician;she doesn’t go over the top with public displays of affection and keeps it fairly simple with your arms linked, her arm around your waist, or hands held and fingers intertwined- Nadia has a habit of holding one of your between both of her own, her body almost always slightly angled towards you rather than anyone else- she feels it keeps you two connected. But if you press a kiss to her hand or cheek, steal a smooch here or there- that beautiful bloom of blush over her cinnamon cheeks is absolutely worth it. Nadia loves when you give her sweet innocent gestures and affections, you could very easily use it against her toget what you want.

Ø Besides already having so many garments and costumes, Nadia likes going shopping with you- she’s a total sugar momma happy to drop any sort of currency on you and whatever outfits you like, though she takes care to not rip most things unless you really push her too far, no Nadia much prefers to peel them away with her teeth painfully slowly. However if you squirm too much and a button pops off, a zipper goes askew, well you best figure out a way to make it up to her for not treating her gifts kindly, cue feeling the heel of her shoe digging into your sternum and a hungry smirk curling her lips down at you

Ø For as rough and dominating as she can be, Nadia is the queen of aftercare. Though even before you get into bed, Nadia is very upfront with learning your boundaries, putting a safe word in place if that’s needed, learning ques- She loves you and would never want something to get too far that it hurt or upset you. Once those are established, Nadia follows them to a letter. And when you’re done, she’ll gently coax you down, hands smoothing your hair, murmuring praise into your ear, helping you into a perfectly drawn bath where Nadia will dote on you- washing your hair and body, pressing gentle kisses to any mottled bruises or marks that linger on your skin. Nadia will remind you how good you were and how well you kept, will ask if anything hurts or if there’s something you need.

Ø  Kinks aside,Nadia is an attentive and thorough lover, she isn’t satisfied until you’re satisfied and spent in the sheets, Nadia doesn’t care how long it takes or what she has to do, when it’s love making she puts you first and foremost- for all you’ve done for her and all the two of you have been through. Nadia never wants you to go feeling unloved or unappreciated. If you have a praise kink, the countess is more than happy to stroke it (amongst other things) and is open to trying anything at least once to keep an open mind and make you happy.

- they spy who dumped me (it’s c o m e d y, plus mila kunis, so that’s that)

- the mitchell’s vs the machines (okay, i know it’s an animated film, but the mc is lgbt, and the fam reminds me of mine)

- wonder woman (any. gal gadot is so pretty)

- captain marvel (love it)

i don’t know how they comfort me, but i feel better watching them.

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

can’t relate.

Person A: “My neighbour hates me.”

Person B: “Oh hun, I’m sure they jus-”

Person A: “No no, they genuinely hate me. This is their third assassination attempt this week.”

Person C: “….It’s a Monday.”

Person A: “Exactly.”

join the club.

Julian, preparing for a date: my best accessory? The crippling fear of dieing alone *winks*