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Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

Reblog to make it die faster

my family and i found dozens of these in our laksas one time. we haven’t gone back since. :’)

it’s

Weevil Wednesday!!!

o joyous celebration of the snouted ones!

why did i listen to netflix when it told me to “watch part 5 now”? i’m so depressed.

WHY DID I HAVE TO WATCH PART 4 OF DISENCHANTMENT SO EARLY? but that ending kiss, though. i’m literally crying.

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

tsfgae?

more like… um.

these sexy fuckers gae.

they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

i’d get on my knees but i’m afraid she wouldn’t be able to reach me from all the way up in heaven

I can’t handle this! I’m on my goddamn knees!

saw the “mf” with max’s comment and just immediately thought of “malefailure,” instead of what it should be. i’m sorry.

I love that the quarry fandom has collectively agreed on a few things

Ryan and Dylan are in love

Abi was 100% into Emma

Max is the most accident prone mf ever

*inhale* can we pretend that air—

via glxtchcat on IG

omg i did this with a song and imagined a character singing it, and my mum was like; “are you okay?? you look like you’re about to cry???” and i was like; “lmao no i’m fine,” so i think i just accidentally pulled off cool nonchalance for the first time in my life.

me seeing people shipping about-to-be-college-student laura kearney with a 56 year old cop

lmao i have one but it’s a bit chunky for a ring. pretty cool to spin out thought, but the ring isn’t comfortable. UNLESS this is made differently but i’m pretty sure it’s the same-

no one asked but i just wanted to say that.

Astronomic Ring (I found it HERE)

us wee lesbians need milfs or a gay teen girl. i have a very specific need for this. 🫠🤌🏻

"Oh, but our RPG protagonist has to be a teenager, or else they won't appeal to our core 16-to-19-year-old player demographic" literally just make them a DILF.

mine just consist of impossible ways to spell “recent”.

recent

recenttt

RECENT

RECENTTT

mostrecent

mosttrecenttt

and so on-

lesbians are going downstairs and they have a crystal ball.

i mean. fun. i want a crystal ball. :(

🖕🏻💕🫶🏻🤌🏻🪕

💯🙏💛🟨👍

as an aussie fan of overwatch, this made my day.

ok so what about the Overwatch and Talon members of your choice reaction to Australian Reader arguing with junkrat and going full Aussie and them trying to understand what they're saying

Lol yeah you got it!

Overwatch hearing their Australian s/o go full Aussie

Reaper

When he hears you for full Aussie because you were annoyed he gave up trying to translate your sentences after 15 seconds

If you're not yelling at him he just lays his head on whatever surface is nearby and just waits for you to be done

"You're accent is an enigma mi vida"

Sombra

She finds it quite enjoyable when you go full Aussie on someone

Seeing their confused face as they try to figure out what you said is her favorite

She's actually spent a lot of time studying so if you go Aussie on her she can speak Aussie back and Reaper is just banging his head on the walls in the background

Moira

She just sits there with a smile as she listens to you say words she doesn't know the meaning of

She does get annoyed if the words are aimed at her because she's not use to not understanding what people are saying to her

But if it's to other people she happily watches their confusion from afar

Sigma

He just watches, fascinated at the words coming out of your mouth

He also tries to figure out the meaning of the words you said so he can surprise you

Seeing him use Aussie phrases and then look to you to make sure they made sense is honestly the most adorable image

Soldier 76

He, much like Reaper, doesn't try long to figure out what you're saying

He just stares quietly as you and Junkrat yell at each other using strange phrases said in a Aussie accent

If it's used at him he tries to get you to speak in a way he understands so you two can have a real conversation

Mercy

She knows her accent can get a little strong sometimes but everyone (except Junkrat) seems confused at what you're saying

Mercy and your arguments are so confusing because your Aussie accent is strong and hers is as well and it's almost unintelligible

Genji

He just stares expressionless since his mask covers up the look of confusion

He's honestly never hears a Australian accent that thick before

He really wants to know what you said so he knows how bad of an insult is was

Brigitte

Brigitte is very confused and intrigued by the words and phrases you're using

She definitely asks you to teach her some so she can slyly insult some people

Hey she's not nice all the time and not many people seemed to know the Aussie phrases you used

WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T SEE THIS I—

“Progress Shark” outside the Australian Museum, ahead of Sydney Mardi Gras/World Pride Festival 2023.

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

i’m sorry, in the last image: “blond hair.” i’m sorry what.

*bangs gavel* the fans have spoken

“not a frog”

people who haven’t watched the show: 🤠❓

Belos is a villain villain. Not a Bill Cipher chaotic type or the manipulated Andrias type. He's a really terrible rotten human being who's going witch hunting because he thinks they're a lesser kind.Not a frog or a dimension hopping triangle.

He's a human villain.

He's a human being filled with hate and i think the reason he strikes me as the most terrifying is because well- he's very possible. The chances of meeting an evil toad or a floating Dorito wishing to take over the multiverse are iffy at best but i could run into a nascent Phillip Wittebane any day of the week.