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one of our news channels over here in australia brought on the “biggest hp fan,” who has collected around 1000 collectibles and have named her children harry and daniel. she loves the franchise and i felt SICK watching it. she was so proud of herself. poor children.

even if you grew up with Harry Potter and like the franchise, please do yourself and the world a favor and drop it altogether. don’t buy the merchandise, don’t watch the movies, don’t read the books, don’t even pirate or steal those things. if many thousands of people keep giving her small amounts of money or small amounts or online clout even if so indirectly (fics, art, headcanons, etc), it won’t make a difference. We need to boycott and deplatform her once and for all because she’ll keep using her platform, no matter how small, to further the discrimination against trans people that has gotten so vicious in the UK that certain countries accept trans British people as REFUGEES due to the hatred they face in their homeland.

Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting
Ohh, So I Was Looking At My Storage And Found These! I Originally Shared Them On Twitter Before Yeeting

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

Shout out to the people that have owned Minecraft for years but still can't build a decent looking house to save their goddamn lives

You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall
You Ever Think Too Hard About Minecraft And Start Gnawing Drywall

You ever think too hard about Minecraft and start gnawing drywall

(reference)

Someone hold my hand and do that little thumb rubby thingy.

this is killing me i NEED to watch this 😭😭😭

When Its Your ??? Birthday
When Its Your ??? Birthday
When Its Your ??? Birthday
When Its Your ??? Birthday

when it’s your ??? birthday

oh i do, do i? they looking for a third, or…

You Meet A Strange Couple At The Ball

you meet a strange couple at the ball

yeah, kinda, but i’ve been on birth control for a couple months (for pcos also), and my periods have been regulating, but the cramps are actually crippling during the week break in my birth control. like, i’m paralysed from the waist down. for me though, nothing goes back to normal because of my hs and pcos.

that might just be because of the pcos but my flare ups are incredibly random. it’s irritating.

Women with hidradentitis suppurativa do any of y'all also get the worst flare ups right before your period (like you are in pain to the point of tears) then once the blood starts flowing everything reverts back to normal??

the best part about reading wenclair werewolf soulmate au’s is when enid just starts describing what wednesday’s scent is and it’s different every fanfic. i just imagine that’s what the authors think wednesday smells like and i just die every time.

ah yes, the goth smells like pine in one, dead roses in the next then something so victorian gothic like pen ink and old books and i thrive off these descriptions.

shoutout to these authors, i love you.


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The Suffering Never Ends
The Suffering Never Ends
The Suffering Never Ends
The Suffering Never Ends
The Suffering Never Ends

the suffering never ends

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone


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