underwaterstrawberries

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Hi! This is my personal blog, basically just consist of random shit I like! I like more things than reblog because I worry about overcrowding everything, but anxiety'll do that for you!! I don't give a toss what pronouns you use about me, generally I use she/her but anything else is also fine! The avatar dog's name is Eddie and he was a VERY good boy, despite occasionally being a bitey little grump!The header dog’s name is Suzie! She is my Big Brave Girl, despite being a massive FraidyPup! Can’t be brave without being afraid!!#things that need to be a cross stitch#where did I put that post I wanted to stitch?

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Ling Wen Deserves Some Cocaine. As A Treat. And A Lifestyle Choice If She Is Going To Continue Being

Ling Wen deserves some cocaine. As a treat. And a lifestyle choice if she is going to continue being the only one in heaven capable of getting shot done.

She also deserves a holiday, and a nap. Several naps. At least one a day, probably more.

My phone autocorrected ‘Ling’ to ‘King’. It knows who gets shit done and who should be the new empresses. It also offered up ‘empress’ first, so my point stands.

I was sort of scared what kind of language the tgcf novels would have. I'm no stranger to harder reads but I'm also very lazy and if I have the choice not to engage too many neurons I will take it. But so far my fears were unfounded.

✅ Mu Qing is cunty to anything that breathes

✅ The Feng Xin vs the terrifying experience of being perceived by women event is ongoing

✅ Xie Lian is still very much the embodiment of the phrase "Fuck It We Ball"

My only critique is I really want to supply The Palace of Ling Wen with at least five duffel bags of cocaine. The girlies need a boost and I don't think the green tea is cutting it anymore.

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underwaterstrawberries

9 months ago

He’s mad he never got to kiss Jensen Ackles onscreen. It’s the only explanation.

what is up with misha collins saying these things in april every year. he is like those animals who have mating season in spring except its not mating season its queerbait season

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underwaterstrawberries

9 months ago

Sometimes I am so sad I have a girlfriend and she is younger than me, literally just because of this though.

Have I started calling my boyfriend Gege because I'm a gay nerd who likes tgcf and he's like a few months older than me?

yes.

am I ever going to stop?

absolutely not.

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not in any other way though she fucking awesome my beloved dumbass

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underwaterstrawberries

9 months ago

Ooh! Cheese sandwhich! I think this might actually save me from drowning in everything being wrong this evening! Thank you!!

Glad your family are okay! ^_^

My five happy things for yesterday

• I was able to read a book for almost an hour straight!!!

• HOLY BRIGHT SUNSHINE, BATMAN

• none of my family got hurt by the hail or hit by a tornado

• cheese sandwich

• paper that has a good-feeling interesting texture

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underwaterstrawberries

9 months ago

This really needs one thing that looks exactly like a fish, simply labelled ‘not a fish’ with no further explanation.

Marine Biologists seething.

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gosh fish not a fish I may do something with this idea late now I sleep or pretend to anyway unless someone else beats me to it or I forget how many tags am I allowed to add and how long can each tag be why are we not allowed commas in the tags that so rude to punctuation

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underwaterstrawberries

9 months ago

“Because”* and “science” are both perfectly valid reasons actually!!

dark science beyond belief

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*in this instance ‘because’ is not a valid reason in many instances Because science

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