Why Should Rich People Pay More Because Fuck Em

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

I really hope there’s a follow up to this with more detail!! 🥰🥰

The entomological theory of Santa.

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Image description: A 6-panel comic. In panel 1, two people talk against a snowy backdrop. In panel 1, the first person says “Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in SANTA, you get something sinister?” and the other says, “Yes: A ANTS.” In panel 2, the first person says “Wait, no, that’s-” The second says, “How do you think Santa finds his way to all those homes at night? Pheromone trails!” In panel 3, we’re down in an ant nest. “Once the night is over, Santa returns to the North Pole, mates with the Queen Claus, and dies.” There’s a festive ant nest with an ant-bodied Mr and Ms Claus looking at each other lovingly. Panel 4, “The Queen begins laying eggs that will hatch into next year’s workers.” The Queen lays eggs, and the workers are ant larvae with elf heads. Panel 5, “Next December, she will produce fertile Queens and Santas and the cycle will begin anew.” The Queen lays eggs with both Santa and Ms Claus heads. In panel 6, we return to the two people talking, and the second person says “Of course, one queen must best the rest in combat, and the workers can’t interfe-” “Stop.” “But I haven’t told you about the Santa-mimic spiders!”

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Excellent post! It’s a cute cat with a cute concept with a reminder that you might need to go eat something actually. 💚