I Really Hope Theres A Follow Up To This With More Detail!!

I really hope there’s a follow up to this with more detail!! 🥰🥰

The entomological theory of Santa.

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Image description: A 6-panel comic. In panel 1, two people talk against a snowy backdrop. In panel 1, the first person says “Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in SANTA, you get something sinister?” and the other says, “Yes: A ANTS.” In panel 2, the first person says “Wait, no, that’s-” The second says, “How do you think Santa finds his way to all those homes at night? Pheromone trails!” In panel 3, we’re down in an ant nest. “Once the night is over, Santa returns to the North Pole, mates with the Queen Claus, and dies.” There’s a festive ant nest with an ant-bodied Mr and Ms Claus looking at each other lovingly. Panel 4, “The Queen begins laying eggs that will hatch into next year’s workers.” The Queen lays eggs, and the workers are ant larvae with elf heads. Panel 5, “Next December, she will produce fertile Queens and Santas and the cycle will begin anew.” The Queen lays eggs with both Santa and Ms Claus heads. In panel 6, we return to the two people talking, and the second person says “Of course, one queen must best the rest in combat, and the workers can’t interfe-” “Stop.” “But I haven’t told you about the Santa-mimic spiders!”

hades offered persephone the food of the underworld. she ate it, and became forever tied to him

HER ENTIRE ROOM IS FOUNTAINS!!!!

Bismuth: I am making a second fountain for Rose's healing essence. Any ideias on what design It could have? I want It to represent her better than the first one.

Pearl:

Bismuth: I mean....I can't argue with that

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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.