When I Worked In Retail, I Said This To Every Customer Telepathically

When I worked in retail, I said this to every customer telepathically

mood

Haven’t done one of these in a while

From what I understand, Yellowstone is just Dynasty for straight men

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

New old lady ad just dropped

It’s “its”, not “it’s”. My junior copywriter minion has been... dealt with. Read more on my blog.

don’t sign up for protests, don’t talk about going to protests on social media, don’t text people about going to protests, leave your phone at home. wear a mask. leave no personally identifiable information.