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Adam West Batman would simply pull out the “Iron Man spray” out of the batbelt and it would just KO him

Adam West Batman could beat Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man in a fight send tweet

anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??

I love Daniel Thrasher but he looks like if Charlie Puth became a comedian and went full twink

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

Me reaching for the officer’s gun (he plans on using it to shoot my new pet raccoon who’s still teething)

I love how the logic behind rope is “one string is weak, but many strings, now that can attach stuff”

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Need more towns to be this type of petty to each other

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

Hamas just released its proposal for a permanent ceasefire. Israel has dismissed all of their proposals as “unrealistic” — and that has been echoed across the U.S. corporate media.

Here are the actual proposals from each side.

“You came”

“I always come back”

please fucking vote

Twitter is where new shows go to die

“I’m gonna kill off this fan favourite character for shock value” how about I kill you instead

I think the 2 Vivziepop Hell shows were meant for tumblr users and twitter should’ve kept their grubby pretentious hands off of it, don’t they have enough? Haven’t they taken enough media from us already?

gonna start calling skinny people minus size

Whipped icing cake.

In MY mouth? With MY sensory issues?

Nuh uh, I need something more substantial in my mouth