Me Reaching For The Officers Gun (he Plans On Using It To Shoot My New Pet Raccoon Whos Still Teething)

Me reaching for the officer’s gun (he plans on using it to shoot my new pet raccoon who’s still teething)

Hamas just released its proposal for a permanent ceasefire. Israel has dismissed all of their proposals as “unrealistic” — and that has been echoed across the U.S. corporate media.

Here are the actual proposals from each side.

gonna start calling skinny people minus size

Twitter is where new shows go to die

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

I love how the logic behind rope is “one string is weak, but many strings, now that can attach stuff”