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Barbarian Hoseok
barbarian → hoseok

↳ pairing: hoseok/reader | smut, light fluff, angst if u squint
↳ au: viking!hoseok
↳ warnings: impregnation kink, breeding kink, light lactation kink, cum play, creampie, cum eating, rough sex, light dom/sub tones, PWP basically
↳ word count: 2.5k
⁙ summary: your husband, hoseok, comes home from a raid with the need to make you pregnant with his child
⁛ A/N: this fic is for the lovely @kinkjungkook bc i love her
⁖ DISCLAIMER: this is loosely based/inspired by history’s show vikings! in this au vikings aren’t just europeans lol we got a whole ass melting pot of vikings up in this bitch.
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— the books have eyes (M)
Genre: Smut (kind of crack) ➝ Hogwarts AU
Pairing: Jung Hoseok x Reader.
Plot: The Ordinary Wizarding Levels, more commonly known as OWLS, are fast approaching and although he probably should, Hufflepuff’s treasure, Jung Hoseok, simply cannot find the power inside of him to study. Not until, that is, his girlfriend offers to lend a hand, and she wonders if offering to help him was the most suitable idea.
Warnings: Public sex, fingering.
Notes: A reuploaded works from my old blog because so many accounts were trying to steal the story, and I just got really mad, so here it is, uploaded by the original owner. Do enjoy.
“Eyes on the books, Jung.”
Your eyes momentarily flick up to land on Jung Hoseok, sitting staring blankly at the textbooks in front of him. Of course, he hadn’t always been staring at the book, since his mind had a tendency of wandering during study sessions in almost every class and it was normal behaviour by now. But, even Hoseok knew himself, that these exams were exceptionally important to him and in order to do well, he had to start studying soon.
The OWLS (Ordinary Wizarding Levels, the most important exams of your entire life, probably) were less than three weeks away, and while you had been cramming in pointless facts about Trolls and the perfect way to perform the stupefy spell, your boyfriend Jung Hoseok had been busy occupying himself with other things, meaning that he quite literally did everything he could to avoid studying for his OWLS. Whether it be Quidditch, which was a fair point since Hufflepuff had a match against Ravenclaw this weekend, or the lame excuse of having to help Jimin with something after class- you name it, he was doing it.
“Why are you so bad at studying?” You heard Jimin ask Hoseok, who was sitting right beside the brunette haired boy. You grinned, thanking the God up there that the side effects that caused Jimin to have a full head of orange hair for a month, thanks to Kim Namjoon’s dodgy potion, had finally worn off. “You know you’ll never become an auror if you don’t do well on these exams.”
“Yeah, but that’s what my parents want me to do,” Hoseok explained, avoiding the wary glares of the Professor, who couldn’t help but dislike Hoseok and his usual, energetic ways. “I don’t really want to be an auror. I might just settle for some muggle job or something.”
“You’d want to be an auror though,” Jimin continued. “Earn some good money so you and Y/N can live in the house of your dreams, surrounded by the tiny feet of your young.”
Hoseok grimaced for a split second before smiling sweetly towards you, catching your shocked eye as you glanced over. He’d always found it cute whenever you studied; wearing a face of pure concentration and your hair always fell into your face. At times like those, he wished most to just lean over and brush it out of your face, maybe kiss your temple if he was feeling risky- but then he remembered that Jimin had threatened to hex him into oblivion if he made him a third-wheel again and so for the benefit of his best friend, he restricted himself. That doesn’t mean he couldn’t admire you from afar, though.
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New Neighbor
pairing: Yoongi x reader genre: Smut, fluff if you squint warning: M for my undying thirst word count: 3756
You finally work up the courage to bring your cute new neighbor home after some liquid courage, you get what you’ve been pinning for since you saw him in the mail room.

Fuck.
You weren’t sure if it was the gin and tonic in your hand or your excruciating dry spell that made him so attractive. Through your hazy vision you attempted to trace the outline of the man who stood two inches too close to you, his choice of poison intoxicating you further. His elbow, steady against the bar, supported his lithe frame as his gaze found yours through locks of blonde hair.
Blood rushed to your cheeks, turning your pink glow into a deep shade of crimson, and you pray that the bar’s dim lighting would shield you from the embarrassment. You flash your new neighbor a stupidly wide smile only to receive a smirk in return, why the fuck did liquid courage make you look like a fool instead of seductress? You’ve done nothing but solidify the fact that you haven’t gotten dicked down in a year at this welcoming party by freezing up whenever a male so much as looked your direction. Why did you agree to come to this gathering where you knew no one anyways? It was your ex-boyfriend who played the friendly neighbor with this apartment’s college inhabitants, and you didn’t bother to follow up with any of the friendships since you kicked the bastard out all those nights ago.
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A Fanciful Affair

Description: Your sister is getting married, so naturally you are the Maid of Honor in the wedding party. To your surprise, your opposite equal - the groom’s Best Man - is a previous fling whom you would have rather never encountered again, so it must be the “love in the air” that makes you agree to round two.
Pairing: Hoseok x Female Reader
Genre: Fluff, Mild Angst, Smut
Format: Female Reader’s POV
Word Count: 9.5k
Rating: Mature
Warnings & Features: profanity; mentions of sibling favoritism; mentions of societal/parental pressures; pessimistic views towards marriage; graphic sexual content [mentions of drunken sex, tiniest mention of a beastiality-like situation (like probably not even worth bringing up in my warnings, but just in case), light foot play, fingering, cunnilingus, public sex]
Author’s Note: I don’t even want to know how many times I used the word ‘smile’ or any sort of synonym in this. Don’t expect this level of sweetness in any of my future fics. Hobi just brings it out in me (’cause, you know, biased and all). :’) Anyway, I hope you enjoy! And thank you for reading! ❤
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“I’m on my way right now.”
That part is essentially true.
“Yeah, l’m in the car.”
That part is a downright lie.
“Yes! Stop worrying so much. I mean, it’s just the rehearsal, isn’t it?”
It takes two heartbeats for you to realize your mistake, at which point your heart stops and you halt all movement. You close your eyes and silently curse your loose lips. You hadn’t meant to say that last part out loud - it just slipped.
Detonation imminent in
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2…
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OK so we know your fave enemies to lovers fic, but do you have a top 10 (or more)???? Not mxm though :D I live for this stuff~~~
ok i literally have a google doc open right now of all of the enemies to lovers fics/rivals (i just lumped them together tbh) i can think of that i’ve read that have left a lasting impression on me. let’s get into this shit. hope this is what you’re looking for, anon. i won’t be doing fic recs like this again, for the sake of my own sanity and time.
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Masterlist
Legend: In progress - ✎; Complete - ✔
Everything is rated M for mature. Everything.

Reveries (✎) - BTSxWestworld AU: 01, 02

War Lords (ft. Hoseok) (✎)
The Beginning
Overtime (✔)

~Coming soon~

The Guest House (✔)
Listen Closely (✔)

Never Too Early (✔)
War Lords (ft. Namjoon) (✎)
The Beginning

The Secrets Trilogy (✎)
Our Little Secret
Secrets Tested
Jealousy Games (ft Jungkook) (✎) - 01, 02, 03

Princess (✔)

Room For Dessert (✔) 01, 02, 02.5, 03, 04 Final
Jealousy Games (ft. Jimin) (✎) - 01, 02, 03
Ignored Warnings (✔) - 01, 02
Hunter (✎) - Assassin!AU: 01
What’s Mine is Mine (✔)