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Fricken Cute I Think I Combusted
Fricken cute I think I combusted
Gray

You sat down at your desk, prowling over the multiple textbooks splayed open in front of you in a desperate attempt to get some studying done. With work, class, and a ton of procrastination over the week, you’d postponed your studying for the test to the very last moment, causing you to have to cram everything in in a matter of 48 hours. It was okay though, because you felt like you worked best under pressure.
Your apartment was comfortably quiet, and you were thankful that your roommates were all out so that you could focus on the tasks at hand. You found that the comfortableness of your room was a better environment to study in instead of at the library, where the hard chairs and constant murmur of talking distracted you.
You were just getting into the first few practice chemistry problems when you heard a soft mewling sound. You looked around for the source of the distraction, but found nothing so you shook your head, turning back to your work.
“Okay. Number two. A 1.50 gram sample of a hydrocarbon undergoes complete combustion to produce—“
The sound came again, this time seeming closer. Your head snapped up, eyes glancing around curiously before landing on your open window. The curtains waved lightly with each warm breeze that blew in your room, and you eased out of your chair, tiptoeing towards it to look for the creator of the sound.
Just as you were about to stick your head out the window to look around, black shadow passed by it, causing you to jump back. A slender, black cat with wide gray eyes poked its head in your window, opening its mouth once more to let out a complaining meow before perching itself on the windowsill. It licked its paw lazily in a mocking manner.
“Can you please go away?” you groaned, putting your hands on your hips. You gestured to the mound of homework and books that cluttered your desk. “I’m trying to do work here, and you’re kind of interrupting that.”
The cat gave you an answering meow, almost as if sassing you, as its cold eyes glanced over before continuing to clean itself. You sighed, muttering to yourself about why you were talking to an animal as you walked over to the window to close it, hoping that would solve your dilemma and you would finally be able to get some peace and quiet.
The cat–as if sensing your movements–quickly hopped over the sill, sitting down on your dresser under the window as it returned to its activities. “Ohhhhh no!” you rushed over, shooing at it with your hands as it gave you a lazy look. “You have to go, now. Go back to where ever you came from–you heard me, don’t give me that look–our building has a ‘No Pets’ policy, how are you even here?!”
Seeing that it was not paying you any attention, you hesitated–praying that the cat wouldn’t attack you before scooping it up quickly and setting it back outside. It gave a protesting meow as a complaint, before skillfully scaling the stairs beside your window. You leaned out, watching as its slender body pranced along the railings before disappearing into another open window–the apartment directly above yours.
You pulled yourself back into your room, snatching the window closed and quickly slipping on your shoes by your bed. You weren’t sure exactly what was provoking you to go scold your neighbor upstairs, but you blamed it on good reasoning: you needed peace and quiet for studying. And cats were technically not allowed–if you couldn’t bring your dog from home then why should this person get to have a cat?
You upper levels of your apartment building looked just like the downstairs, so you counted the doors until you reached the number down that yours was. You knocked angrily, standing there with your arms crossed as you waited for the tenant to come open the door.
You heard the sound of a cat meowing repeatedly and some shuffling, followed by a loud shush and murmured talking. “Are you trying to get me in trouble, you rascal? Stop making–”
You knocked again, growing more irritated as you waited. “Listen.” you yelled through the door, sensing that the person didn’t plan on opening it. “I’m just trying to study and your cat–which I might add is NOT ALLOWED–keeps meowing outside my window and–”
The door flew open, revealing an older boy, clad in a black snap back and baggy workout clothes. You stepped back momentarily, mirroring the same alarmed expression he was giving you. His hand quickly shot out, grabbing your wrist as he opened the door wider to pull you inside. “Are you trying to get me caught?” he scolded, his eyebrows pulling together as he frowned.
You tried to sputter out a reply but he talked over you. “I know cats aren’t allowed–did you tell the landlord? Oh my god, please tell me you didn’t.”
“I didn’t tell anyone.”
“Good.” his stern expression faded and a giddy smile replaced it. His entire face lit up when he smiled, showing off both rows of his straight teeth.
You crossed your arms over your chest again. “Look, I just came down here to see what I could do about your cat. It is yours, right?”
He nodded, looking behind you and pointing. You turned to see the same black cat sitting on a tall scratching post, staring intently at you two in the kitchen with its frosty grey eyes. It let out another soft mewl, as if welcoming you.
“I just got her–isn’t she pretty?”
You looked back at him, noticing the same blinding smile still etched on his face. His demeanor was so inviting and friendly you didn’t even want to be mad at him about his cat. You were honestly starting to feel bad for being such a grouch.
You sighed, unfolding your arms. “Yeah, I guess she’s pretty.”
“Her name is gonna be Hwisaek…I think.”
“You think?” you raised an eyebrow at him.
“Yeah–she doesn’t seem to like anything very much. Not even me.” he admitted, laughing.
You cracked a smile too, noticing the way his eyes turned crescent-shaped when he laughed. “What does hwisay–what you said–what does it mean?”
He laughed again, the sound coming out as goofy as he looked making it. “It means gray in Korean. You know–because of her eyes?”
“Oh.” you said lamely, looking over at Hwisaek again. She’d retired to laying on the top of the scratching post, looking out the window at the passing cars on the street below.
“I’m Hoseok, by the way.” he stuck his hand out to you politely. “And I’m sorry again about her, she snuck out of my window when I wasn’t looking. I’m trying to keep her hidden but it’s kind of hard–it’s like she’s determined to be seen.”
You shook your head. “No, I’m sorry, too. I was just heated and came up here in a rush–I’m stressed because I’m trying to do some last minute studying.”
Hoseok’s eyes lit up. “Oh yeah? Me too! What are you studying?”
“The bane of my existence: Chemistry.” you groaned, hanging your head. “What about you?”
“Ah, Biology for me.”
It was awkwardly quiet for a few moments as you stood there, wondering how to leave without being rude but not wanting to go back to your apartment and studying. Hoseok smiled slightly, looking sheepish as he shrugged, “Well, if you ever wanted to study together, I mean, since we’re both taking sciences or whatever–maybe we could help each other out or something. Two minds are better than one, right?”
You smiled at his offer, nodding your head. “Sure, yeah, that would be great.”
“And you could come back to see Hwisaek.” he added, grinning. “Since you two seem to have hit it off so well.”
You laughed, agreeing to come back and saying your goodbyes to both of them before exiting the apartment. You trekked back downstairs with a smile on your face that matched the one Hoseok had given you that set your insides in a knot.
You would keep his secret–for now. And you would definitely be visiting him again soon for a study date.
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