Unqualifiedlemon - Deek - Tumblr Blog
Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...
WHY ARE THERE UPSIDE DOWN FOOT PRINTS ON MY WALL.
DO THEY EVEN TRANSLATE IN PICTURE. WHAT THE FUCK.
The potatoes in the cupboard I havent opened in two months: WE CAN BREAAAATBE
Do you all think I have enough pop
live by the sword die by the sword. sleep by the sword. eat by the sword. fuck by th
happy flat fuck friday
omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
Zuko: I had such a weird dream last night? The moon spirit visited me and thanked me for being your partner?
Sokka, tearing up: oh wow that’s so sweet of Yue
Zuko: Yue? Wasn’t that the name of your first girlfriend?
Sokka: yea - I told you, she turned into the moon
Zuko: I DIDN’T THINK YOU MEANT THAT LITERALLY
I love clicking the alt image thing even though I don't need it
Sometimes it just says image and I'm like
Haha hell yeah dude that's so an image
If someone says that they're paranoid about hidden cameras in their bathroom dont laugh at them and say "don't worry it's just me looking through a hole in the wall". That's just stupid.
Every single time I write 'face' my fucking autocorrect corrects it to Facebook without fail. I find that so... So stupid
My mom's boyfriend was measuring his height and I said
"Before noon? Don't you know you grow an inch every day at noon?"
And he looked at me really excitedly "really??"
"No"
Me in roughly 2 days (I can't afford my birth control)
here is period cramps kabru
Finch is a rewarding self care app that helps you keep on track, and gives you little rewards for completing tasks! You can set anything as a task, hell, I have waking up as a task. You can customize your 'birb' and name it, and even choose it's pronouns (though, they only have she/her, he/him and they/them.) Your birb can also get pets!
(I'm doing this because if two more people accept my invites I get a llama pet >:))
WHYYYYY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT
Why are they so fucking gay on these manga covers?