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do people not realize that the funniest possible scene you could put in a movie is serious man solemnly contemplating life butt assnaked in the shower
Soul Eater textposts part 12!
part 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11
I remember one time I was on call with a friend while packing my room, to help motivate me. My mom SCREAMED at me and never even let me get off the call while she was yelling at me.
#Long distance friends are still friends.
its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance
Mackdonald
makadonald
HELP IM DYING THIS IS SO FUCKIN HILARIOUS
Love your icon, 👍
Thanks! Lmao, my boyfriend sent it to me before I made a Tumblr and I knew it was FATE
Cowbell!
found one at Goodwill. super fun!
late comic based on one of the @edling-week day 5 prompts
hm i'm Just Fond of Them
getting scolded by his wife!!!
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Thank god Roy Mustang doesn't have a snapping stim like I do, everywhere would be a bon fire
I moved my toe and saw it move and it scared me. What in the actual literal motherfucking megaballs is wrong with me
be hilarious if this ends up being my last post lmao ✌️
+ it’s probably been done before (oh well)
transcript if unable to red this:
trans ball here, there's a new MAP flag going around. if you see someone with this flag in their pfp and you're a minor, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM!!! my stuff reaches the most people on here, so please stay safe everyone. transball out.
BUT SRSLY DONT INTERACT WITH PPL WHO HAVE THIS FLAG IN THEIR PFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tagging ppl so this gets around:
@the-one-and-only-moldy-cheese @mercurywaterfall @bear-man74
@bees-oficial @magnuspeccatori @three-eyed-skullbunny @wolfertinger666 @malmagicstar @punkitt-is-here @rat-detector @killingpeoplewithrocks @holisticdetective42 @synflare @lils-ki @thealphabetcultleader @vera-nocturna @arsenic-the-fae @the-alakazam-attraction @gibbish-anon-from-gell @antfarmingantfarms
@hold-my-dr-pepper @doghowto @totally-italy @prodomius @iamunabletothinkofablogname @googleplayofficialtotally @totalchaos @heeeeeeeeeelp @closetfascination @notwelsh @cute-catts @bunjywunjy @i-am-a-fish
*forced laughter*