From Xcowboygeniusx On Twitter

from xcowboygeniusx on twitter

This is soo wholesome!!!!!

baby's first pride | WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS SEASON FIVE

Reminds me of Daniel Radcliffe talking about Rupert Grint on some talk show.

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.

God, they are so in love, it feels wo wrong. It feels like im a peeper.

They are cute.

But i feel like shit

Guys, I'm third wheeling so hard, i should get an award.

Lemme set the stage. There's this event in which me and an acquaintance are dancing together. So, we decided to get dressed in her room (im in uni). Anywho, she invited her bf as well to get dressed there. I was almost done putting my clothes on when he showed up. And istfg it's so bloody awkward. Also, her bf and I have a weird interaction as in we have only evet hung out when there's substances involved. And on one fateful occasion, i got super drunk and puked on him and i was admitted to the ER at 2 in the morning. As for the girl, i essentially ghosted her after us and a few friends in our first year (read, we were dumbfucks) decided to go on a trip and i finally ended up not going because of differences in opinion with her.

So, rn, all this history is packed into a tiny fucking room. And im going to die.

Bye bye.