Untamellama - A Blog

I excused myself and am enjoying the rest of the event, all by my lonesome.

Happy at last.

Guys, I'm third wheeling so hard, i should get an award.

Lemme set the stage. There's this event in which me and an acquaintance are dancing together. So, we decided to get dressed in her room (im in uni). Anywho, she invited her bf as well to get dressed there. I was almost done putting my clothes on when he showed up. And istfg it's so bloody awkward. Also, her bf and I have a weird interaction as in we have only evet hung out when there's substances involved. And on one fateful occasion, i got super drunk and puked on him and i was admitted to the ER at 2 in the morning. As for the girl, i essentially ghosted her after us and a few friends in our first year (read, we were dumbfucks) decided to go on a trip and i finally ended up not going because of differences in opinion with her.

So, rn, all this history is packed into a tiny fucking room. And im going to die.

Bye bye.

God, they are so in love, it feels wo wrong. It feels like im a peeper.

They are cute.

But i feel like shit

Guys, I'm third wheeling so hard, i should get an award.

Lemme set the stage. There's this event in which me and an acquaintance are dancing together. So, we decided to get dressed in her room (im in uni). Anywho, she invited her bf as well to get dressed there. I was almost done putting my clothes on when he showed up. And istfg it's so bloody awkward. Also, her bf and I have a weird interaction as in we have only evet hung out when there's substances involved. And on one fateful occasion, i got super drunk and puked on him and i was admitted to the ER at 2 in the morning. As for the girl, i essentially ghosted her after us and a few friends in our first year (read, we were dumbfucks) decided to go on a trip and i finally ended up not going because of differences in opinion with her.

So, rn, all this history is packed into a tiny fucking room. And im going to die.

Bye bye.

Elon Musk died while on the toilet. He was on the toilet backwards.

from xcowboygeniusx on twitter