The Bar Was So Low It Was Practically A Tripping Hazard In Hell, Yet Here You Are, Limbo Dancing With

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

My head is hurtingggg

She started digging immediately. Savagely. On the floor, on all fours, it was disgusting and desperate. After a while, she couldn't go on anymore with only her bare hands and ran off, only to return a few moments later armed with a shovel. She kept digging into the night until finally there was a 6 foot by 3 foot hole in the ground. She jumped in, lay herself down, and covered herself with the dirt.

"I'll finally be of use to others!" she thought as she closed her eyes, in hopes of never opening them again.

"The treasure is dirt?" "Yup, magic dirt, absolutely anything planted in it will grow and bear fruit"

You don’t understand how badly I need them to be co-stars 😩

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I slept at 4 am ish last night coz i was watching fucking Shawshank Redemption. And then i woke up at 10 am hungry as fuck. I had to go to a conference at 11, so i rushed there, but turns out, it doesn't start till 5pm. So i came back and somehow fell asleep again, missed lunch and now am feeling super weak and going out to get lunch. Im pretty sure im walking like a zombie.

Ughhhh