She Started Digging Immediately. Savagely. On The Floor, On All Fours, It Was Disgusting And Desperate.

She started digging immediately. Savagely. On the floor, on all fours, it was disgusting and desperate. After a while, she couldn't go on anymore with only her bare hands and ran off, only to return a few moments later armed with a shovel. She kept digging into the night until finally there was a 6 foot by 3 foot hole in the ground. She jumped in, lay herself down, and covered herself with the dirt.

"I'll finally be of use to others!" she thought as she closed her eyes, in hopes of never opening them again.

"The treasure is dirt?" "Yup, magic dirt, absolutely anything planted in it will grow and bear fruit"

I don't need this in my life, LinkedIn.

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

Chicken butter masala tasting so good rn. Mwah.