Y'all I'm In The Path Of Totality And Even Though It Hasn't Happened Yet, I Must Say, What Has Happened

y'all I'm in the path of totality and even though it hasn't happened yet, I must say, what has happened is such a beautiful sight

(it currently looks like this)

about to commit gendertheft don't no one try to fucking stop me

happy asexual awareness day!!!

YOU UNDERSTAND !!!! THEY NEED TO BE THROWN OUT A WINDOW THIS VERY INSTANT GOOD GOOSE

I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD I HATE THEM I NEED THEM DEAD

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

guys I thought this was a made up thing my friend was trolling me with until she sent me this help wtf. I. what. help. oh my god

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John: