So I Have This Headcanon That Hunter Casually Drops The Most Concerning Information About His Health

So I have this headcanon that Hunter casually drops the most concerning information about his health and the things he says get worse and worse every time... Just imagine :

Hunter : Hey isn't it weird how teeth hurt all the time even when you don't have a cavity? It doesn't really make sense from an evolutionary standpoint. Don't you think that's strange?

Willow : Um, I think you need to see a dentist. Pretty sure teeth aren't supossed to hurt at all.

Hunter : Oh... yeah, that would explain a lot...

Willow : ... I'm gonna call Camila.

(Later)

Hunter : Ow, i slept on the wrong side of my face last night...

Gus : The wrong side of your face?

Hunter : When i sleep on the side of my face that has the scar the whole right side of it hurts all day... Usually it just feels numb or tingly. Normal stuff, you know?

Gus : No, dude. That's not normal stuff.

Hunter : Come on! It's just a bit of nerve damge. I mean, who doesn't have any?

Gus : ...

Hunter : ... Are you gonna call Camila too?

(Later again)

Luz : Are you okay?

Hunter : Yeah, I just "blip out" sometimes.

Luz : Blip out?

Hunter : Don't worry, it's fine. I just go unconsious for a few seconds, but from the outside it looks like i'm just staring or blinking really fast for some reason. Usually it's random but it happens with flashing lights sometimes.

Luz : That's... That's a seizure. You're having seizures. How did you not know that was a seizure? How long have you been epileptic??

Hunter : Oh, no! It's not epilepsy! It's just from a concussion i had a few years ago.

Luz : YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE???

Hunter : Yes...? Wait. Wait don't call your-

Luz : MOOOOOOOM!!!!

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how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

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