urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy
I'm in so many fandoms help

Jase, he/him, 🏳️‍⚧️,

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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

Smash that mf reblog button if you’re loving and supporting trans lesbians on this day


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago
Tilda Swinton Risked Arrest Waving A Rainbow Flag In Front Of The Kremlin In Violation Of Russias New

Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

So I have this headcanon that Hunter casually drops the most concerning information about his health and the things he says get worse and worse every time... Just imagine :

Hunter : Hey isn't it weird how teeth hurt all the time even when you don't have a cavity? It doesn't really make sense from an evolutionary standpoint. Don't you think that's strange?

Willow : Um, I think you need to see a dentist. Pretty sure teeth aren't supossed to hurt at all.

Hunter : Oh... yeah, that would explain a lot...

Willow : ... I'm gonna call Camila.

(Later)

Hunter : Ow, i slept on the wrong side of my face last night...

Gus : The wrong side of your face?

Hunter : When i sleep on the side of my face that has the scar the whole right side of it hurts all day... Usually it just feels numb or tingly. Normal stuff, you know?

Gus : No, dude. That's not normal stuff.

Hunter : Come on! It's just a bit of nerve damge. I mean, who doesn't have any?

Gus : ...

Hunter : ... Are you gonna call Camila too?

(Later again)

Luz : Are you okay?

Hunter : Yeah, I just "blip out" sometimes.

Luz : Blip out?

Hunter : Don't worry, it's fine. I just go unconsious for a few seconds, but from the outside it looks like i'm just staring or blinking really fast for some reason. Usually it's random but it happens with flashing lights sometimes.

Luz : That's... That's a seizure. You're having seizures. How did you not know that was a seizure? How long have you been epileptic??

Hunter : Oh, no! It's not epilepsy! It's just from a concussion i had a few years ago.

Luz : YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE???

Hunter : Yes...? Wait. Wait don't call your-

Luz : MOOOOOOOM!!!!


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago
screenshotted tumblr post by @antirealisation. it is tagged with a smiley emoticon. text: /ab (abusively) /gs (gaslighting) /em (emotional manipulation)
screenshot of a tiktok video. the frame is zoomed in on a light-skinned, dark-haired person's forehead and eyes. overlaid text: "telling my friends a story and leaving out the parts where i was evil and manipulative"
screenshot of subtitles from buzzfeed unsolved. text: I'm excited for this guy to go missing. I don't like him
screenshot of a tumblr post by @generalgrievousdatingsim. text: nobody knows where i came from i just showed up one day and started doing my thing and god was like who the hell is that i didn't invite them
it appears to be a photograph of a letter to the editor in a magazine or newspaper. text: FUCK YOU, WIZARD HATER FUCK YOU. Yeah, you: the asshole who took time out of your miserable day to tell me how much you hate my wizard murals. You probably don't have a single drop of artistic sense in your hatemongering soul. Want to get rid of all the world's wizard murals? Here's an idea: You can stick every one of them up your ass.-Anonymous
a screenshot of a tweet. the source is cropped out of the image. there is an attached black-and-white image of three sports announcers in varying stages of disbelief. the one on the left leans back on the one in the middle, his arms above his head. the one in the middle stares at something off camera with a disbelieving but delighted expression. the one on the right has his mouth open and looks shocked. caption: 
me and my homies in the 1600s watching my wife get burned at the stake after I accused her of witchcraft for cheating on me
a photograph of a wooden cross necklace. to the left, there is text. text: I am a Christian. You can ridicule me. You can torture me. You can kill me.
a photograph of mostly brown foliage, with only slight hints of green. it looks like it is wilting or dying. a sign sticking out of the plants reads "I'M NOT DEAD, THIS IS JUST HOW I LOOK!"
screenshot of the genius lyrics page for "When Will You Die" by They Might Be Giants. text: I'd be counting down the days / Until the lovely one / On which you're gone / On that promised morning / We will wake and greet the dawn / Knowing that your wicked life is over / And that we will carry on

Shitty Emperor Belos aesthetic: due to my dedication to objective journalistic integrity, absolutely no editorialising went into the making of this aesthetic. :)


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago
I Was Walking Through The Toy Aisle At Target When I Found This Thing And Had A VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

urlocaltransguy
1 year ago
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

theyre madly in love they want each other dead theyre trapped together in an endless cycle theyre divorced theyve been married for 25 years they know nothing about each other theyre each the only one who truly understands the other. i didnt say their name but they popped into your head didnt they


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago
I Corrupted The Image File But The Cat Is Almost 100% In Tact And Has That Smug Fucking Grin Like Haha

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat

urlocaltransguy
1 year ago
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help
urlocaltransguy - I'm in so many fandoms help

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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago
You Wouldnt House An Owl
You Wouldnt House An Owl
You Wouldnt House An Owl
You Wouldnt House An Owl
You Wouldnt House An Owl
You Wouldnt House An Owl
You Wouldnt House An Owl

You Wouldn’t House An Owl


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

If you like fat boys hit that mfing reblog


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

this blog is brought to you by autism


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

If you are trans click read more

hiiiiiiii!!!!! :333 haiiii >.<

If You Are Trans Click Read More

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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

i love sunny days and hate cops. reblog if you love bisexuals


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???
The Owl House + @makeupaguy - 1/???

the owl house + @makeupaguy - 1/???


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urlocaltransguy
1 year ago

Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.


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