I Dont Claim To Be An Expert On Love But I Think Theres Something To Like Ok So My Girlfriend Got Undertale

i dont claim to be an expert on love but i think theres something to like… ok so my girlfriend got undertale on the switch a while back, right? and she’s definitely not a bad videogamer but it takes practice yknow, esp when youre doing a neutral route and actually fight stuff. so when she got to the hardest bosses i took the controller and beat them for her. not because she couldn’t, but because i love her. and that’s what my brother did when i was a kid playing sonic adventure 2 or whatever, not because i was dumb but because he was good at it and he loved me. and when i want my girlfriend to read something (a post, an essay, a novel) but she’s too tired to actually read so it i read it to her and i do silly voices and she laughs and we have more fun that way. when you hand a water bottle to your friend and they open it without you even having to ask. when you spent a million years fixing the flat tire on your bike and then your dad just takes the tools and does it for you. its not a judgement, it’s just a service. you could do it yourself, but why should you have to when you are loved?

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

we shouldn’t have let fanfiction become something everyone reads. like, you shouldn’t know what ao3 is unless you were deeply weird in middle school, okay? i don’t care if this is gatekeeping. some gates need to be kept, for my own sanity.

girls can blur the line between divine intuition and delusion, as a treat

good morning to yogurt eaters, conflicted Catholics, men who do tarot, old people in young bodies, deceased blink-182 fans, Latin teachers (derogatory), anyone with three moms, socially awkward ecologists, women who like candles, 20 year olds who use antacids, mummified Welshmen, & anyone who’s fired a gun

Realizing Adam was bi and he knew it the whole time is infinitely funnier to me, as a bisexual, because I too would follow two hot guys on a bullshit adventure I don't believe in if it meant I got that kind of unstable, unhinged, unconditional love from them omfg.