Realizing Adam Was Bi And He Knew It The Whole Time Is Infinitely Funnier To Me, As A Bisexual, Because

Realizing Adam was bi and he knew it the whole time is infinitely funnier to me, as a bisexual, because I too would follow two hot guys on a bullshit adventure I don't believe in if it meant I got that kind of unstable, unhinged, unconditional love from them omfg.

The way Adam literally says he wants Ronan naked and yet this is the horniest thing in that book

oh you kin adam parrish? name your top three favorite things about gansey

Ok ok ok, imagine the game of telephone that's happening rn. Orym calls Keyleth and says it's the Cerberus Assembly. Keyleth goes, fuckin wizards, and calls Allura. Allura goes, oh those bastards, calls Caleb and goes get ur fuckin wizards and Caleb, exhausted, ambles up the road to beau's house, bangs on the door at 9pm and just goes 'ludinus'

was any one ever gonna tell my poor, uptight, literature student self how much fun fan-fiction writing is or did I have to find it out for myself?

entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic